Yeah, I know. It is June and Christmas is ages away. But a fucking pantomime does not arrange itself, does it? So, in association with our sponsors IBA Defense & Supporters Christmas Pantomime | Facebook We are calling for talented artistes. Fairies, both ends of our Pantomime Pony, Ogres, fair maidens and spear holders who can stand still for half an hour without clawing at their crack or shitting into the stove. Birds without many clothes. We'll need them. And anyone who can wire our leccy to a lamp post without the Council lads spotting it. And The Widow Twanky. I feel this part has been cast, but feel free to jump in if you think you can out-jarrod The Widow.