Looking at Peter Dows attempts to bring in a new government has got me thinking if ARRSE could rule the UK instead........we can look at the rest of the establishment later on but who would you have in the ARRSE cabinet?? A few of my suggestions would be. Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service The Right Honourable GOOD CO Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council (with special responsibility for political and constitutional reform) The Right Honourable BAD CO HM Treasury Chancellor of the Exchequer The Right Honourable SPANISH DAVE Foreign and Commonwealth Office First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs The Right Honourable SMUDGER67ER Ministry of Justice Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice The Right Honourable SANDMANFEZ Home Office Secretary of State for the Home Department; and Minister for Women and Equalities The Right Honourable THE_SNAIL Ministry of Defence Secretary of State for Defence The Right Honourable FALLSCHIRMJAGER Department for Work and Pensions Secretary of State for Work and Pensions The Right Honourable VIROBONO Department of Health Secretary of State for Health The Right Honourable JARROD Department for Business, Innovation and Skills Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, and President of the Board of Trade The Right Honourable ARTERS Department for Communities and Local Government Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government The Right Honourable UGLY Department for Transport Secretary of State for Transport The Right Honourable STACKER Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs The Right Honourable BIGBIRD67 Department for International Development Secretary of State for International Development The Right Honourable FIVEALPHA Department for Culture, Media and Sport Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport The Right Honourable DRAIN_SNIFFER Northern Ireland Office Secretary of State for Northern Ireland The Right Honourable BRITISH AND PROUD Scotland Office Secretary of State for Scotland The Right Honourable HEIDTHEBA Wales Office Secretary of State for Wales The Right Honourable Porridge Gun Office of the Leader of the House of Lords Leader of the House of Lords The Right Honourable REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE Ive tried to put names next to jobs but if you think your better at the role or even the one whos been suggested voice your opinions. Main thing lads, laddettes and Sluggy we dont want the fuckwit Dow in charge. Nearly forgot we need a WHIP so think Dolly would be up for that one, if shes still around.