The ARRSE Bucket List

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    My ARRSE bucket list, restricted to ten items......

    1/ A blow job by Angelina Jolie.
    2/ A first class return fare to Sydney.
    3/ Being able to ski to an intermediate level.
    4/ Circumnavigate the globe in my own ketch, with my wife.
    5/ Meet with ARRSE characters such as Jarrod, JJH, Dale and the like
    6/ Be at the execution of some ARRSE members, yet to be decided.
    7/ Run a mile in less than 20 minutes.
    8/ Fire a .50 calibre at real human targets.
    9/ Cover up a shag fest with a pads wife whilst he is in theatre
    10/ Remain at base camp whilst others do their duty.
  2. 5/10. Sadly no Angelina nosh.

    Well it's not like I'd get a tit wank either.
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  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    What the fuck?

    Number 1 on my bucket list is to never ever have to engage these people in real conversation.

    Edited to add: having read through your list again, you're clearly a fucking mental, so whatever shipmate.
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  4. All I'd need in my bucket is Ravers, and some good wine.
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    We have the same bucket list.
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  6. Ever the wit.
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  7. Why the fuck would you want to go to Sydney? It's the arsehole of Australia.

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  8. It's not that bad mate, you can't go past $3.80 schooners! I'm sure they were $5.20 in Brissie a couple of years ago.
  9. I want 2 women at the same time, without giving them my credit card number first, Thanks
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  10. We stayed with a mate just after last Christmas in Strathfield. The strange part was, the area is a shit pit but the people we met were much nicer than in Brissie. Service in shops was light years ahead as well.

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  11. You need to think that through; what if they start talking to each other?
  12. Bucket list, fuck that I plan to live for ever.