The ARRSE Bucket List

#1
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My ARRSE bucket list, restricted to ten items......

1/ A blow job by Angelina Jolie.
2/ A first class return fare to Sydney.
3/ Being able to ski to an intermediate level.
4/ Circumnavigate the globe in my own ketch, with my wife.
5/ Meet with ARRSE characters such as Jarrod, JJH, Dale and the like
6/ Be at the execution of some ARRSE members, yet to be decided.
7/ Run a mile in less than 20 minutes.
8/ Fire a .50 calibre at real human targets.
9/ Cover up a shag fest with a pads wife whilst he is in theatre
10/ Remain at base camp whilst others do their duty.
 
#2
5/10. Sadly no Angelina nosh.


Well it's not like I'd get a tit wank either.
 

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#3
5/ Meet with ARRSE characters such as Jarrod, JJH, Dale and the like
What the fuck?

Number 1 on my bucket list is to never ever have to engage these people in real conversation.

Edited to add: having read through your list again, you're clearly a fucking mental, so whatever shipmate.
 
#4
What the fuck?

Number 1 on my bucket list is to never ever have to engage these people in real conversation.

Edited to add: having read through your list again, you're clearly a fucking mental, so whatever shipmate.

All I'd need in my bucket is Ravers, and some good wine.
 
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goatrutar

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#8
Checking on Arrsepedia this would appear to be a new thread.

My ARRSE bucket list, restricted to ten items......

1/ A blow job by Angelina Jolie.
2/ A first class return fare to Sydney.
3/ Being able to ski to an intermediate level.
4/ Circumnavigate the globe in my own ketch, with my wife.
5/ Meet with ARRSE characters such as Jarrod, JJH, Dale and the like
6/ Be at the execution of some ARRSE members, yet to be decided.
7/ Run a mile in less than 20 minutes.
8/ Fire a .50 calibre at real human targets.
9/ Cover up a shag fest with a pads wife whilst he is in theatre
10/ Remain at base camp whilst others do their duty.
Why the fuck would you want to go to Sydney? It's the arsehole of Australia.


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lumpy2

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#16
My fairly modest wishes, in no particular order, are thus:

1) To see Die Fledermaus on New Year's Eve in Vienna
2) To travel to the Andes and see condors in their natural environment
3) To fly on Concorde ( if it still existed) - can't believe supersonic travel has been and gone in my short lifespan!
4) To create a beautiful garden and plant some really impressive trees for posterity
5) To set up a retirement home for small elderly dogs (and give others employment in this venture)
6) To have my old Rover P6 back, lovingly restored
7) To summon up the nerve to ride a motorcycle again
8) To cross Striding Edge in the Lake District
9) To throw a mahoosive party for all my friends - and for some of them to actually turn up
10) My last shall remain private - you know who you are ;-)
 
#17
My fairly modest wishes, in no particular order, are thus:

1) To see Die Fledermaus on New Year's Eve in Vienna
2) To travel to the Andes and see condors in their natural environment
3) To fly on Concorde ( if it still existed) - can't believe supersonic travel has been and gone in my short lifespan!
4) To create a beautiful garden and plant some really impressive trees for posterity
5) To set up a retirement home for small elderly dogs (and give others employment in this venture)
6) To have my old Rover P6 back, lovingly restored
7) To summon up the nerve to ride a motorcycle again
8) To cross Striding Edge in the Lake District
9) To throw a mahoosive party for all my friends - and for some of them to actually turn up
10) My last shall remain private - you know who you are ;-)
One day ... :)
 
#20
I want to fly properly, have a fucking stupidly fast car, drive around Europe on a B-roads only trip, have a house in the middle of nowhere looking out to the ocean and wake up next to a beautiful blonde bird every morning.

I suppose 1 isn't too bad.
 
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