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I told ya...

Received from TommyGum

Dear tiny_lewis,

You have received a new private message at The Army Rumour Service from TommyGum, entitled "Don't start mate".

To read the original version, respond to, or delete this message, you must log in here:

This is the message that was sent:

He obviously misread "I can tell ya, but then I'd to kill ya" as "I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill myself"... and did. The shitlipped mouth-breathing sheepscunt.


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Please help. I just lost my mucker Tommygum and a load of likes that I'd accrued today on a certain thread.

What's going on?
I deleted the account.

Hope this helps and the grief isn't too deep (if it is, remember - cut upwards and not sideways)
Can you not like, resurrect him or something? No? Another shattered idol, zero_over told me you was God and walked on walked on water. Or summat like that.

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