My girlfriend just remarked that there's no reason to be bored at home as there's 1001 things to do, she says, locked in the bathroom for several hours pampering herself. So for anyone else left to amuse themselves, here's one or two that might be worth a gander, and since we're all skint now , no one's encouraging any impulse purchases. Just for fun.
That's a really bad suggestion Litotes, and I'm surprised you mentioned it. How am i supposed to achieve that? I haven't had enough sauce yet and can't remember ever owning a keyhole spycam anyhow. And if anyone thinks I'm parting with my balls or going without "treats" today..... anyway I'm too busy looking for a Troll killer.