The ( American) Friday Joke

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    In honour of the thread in Current Affairs on Anti-Americanism:

    Three explorers came upon a deserted island, there was a Frenchman, an Englishman and an American...
    They were captured by a group of cannibals, tied together and approached by the head chief. The chief says: "The bad news is we're going to kill you, eat you, and use your skin for a canoe...The good news is you can choose how you want to die."

    The Frenchman says: "I will take le sword." He grabs the sword, proclaims,"Vive la France!!!" and impales himself.

    The Englishman says: "Right, a pistol for me old man" Putting it to his temple he shouts, "God save the Queen!" and shoots himself.

    The American says: "Give me a fork."

    The chief looks at him questioningly, "A fork?"

    "Yeah, a frigging fork, gimme a fork!" The American takes the fork and begins stabbing himself violently all over his body, creating bleeding puncture wounds. And the cannibals watch him for a while.

    Finally the chief stops him, "What are you doing? Surely this is not how you want to die?"
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    The American replies, "Screw you AND your canoe!"


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    Bonne weekend Tous - " Laissez le bon temps RO-O-O-O-O-OU-LEZ!! "

    Le Chevre