The Amazonian Trouser Snake

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Speedy, Oct 2, 2012.

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  1. This isn't a joke, but once you see it, you will see why this is going straight to the NAFFI!
    Workers found these previously undiscovered creatures recently while working on a dam in Brazil. It is supposedly related to the salamander and frog families but tests are still ongoing.
    Scientists discover blind trouser snake | The Beer Barrel

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  2. Even more interesting are the comments in the link, eg "I'd like to play with it all day" and "circumcision is a horrifying thing to behold".
  3. Brilliant find but one wonders what you were really looking for on the www :)
  4., I imagine.
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  5. Or just innocently searching for Caecilians. As one does :)
  6. Brotherton Lad

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  7. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Kit Reviewer

    Simon and Garfunkel are still popular, you know.
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  8. Heh, no, I first saw it in the latest Fortean Times (I have to make up for the lack of weirdness in my life since I left the army!) and felt that it had to be shared :)
  9. You're doing a grand job there, Speedy. But from the deflated look of it, I'd guess it had already been shared :)
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  10. Brotherton Lad

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    Though, if you look carefully, it does appear to be trying to raise a smile. A rather whimsical one, granted, but still praiseworthy.
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  11. If mine had a tongue I would be a very popular millionaire by now.
  12. If I was a betting man I'd have £10 on Badger heed and 5A battering fuck out of each other with the winner getting the whole dusky object into their gaping anus in a oner
  13. Les Perfidious anglais messieurs sont haben les longue et large One Eyed Pantaloon Snake.... Mais les monsieurs Francais ken how to use Le Tongue avec les jolie mamselles...!!