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The Alternative STD Remedy

#1
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man has had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police say.
The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said on Sunday. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticl...6333&src=UK_DskTopTkr/GetContent&section=news

Ouch :oops:
 
#4
MyssL said:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man has had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police say.
The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said on Sunday. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticl...7686333&src=UK_DskTopTkr/GetContent§ion=news

Ouch :oops:
I Hope thats something you'd never do Myssl :roll:
 
#5
Gents girls chopping off male courting tackel is a almost tradition out here, very common for wronged women to take revenge in this manner.
To the best of my knowledge Thailand was first place a 'Willy' was medically sewn back on.
Following this there where two well known occasions where girls took precautions to prevent the 'Percy' op.
One girl fed the offending artical to the ducks while a second found a ballon being used for celebrations attached the severed item and allowed it to fly away.
john
PS there is an old saying out here, Don't FCUK with Thais.
 
#8
ragyman said:
There is three gaurenteed ways of sorting out STDs they are:

1. Don't have sex.

2. Wear a Johny in the First place (first-aid)

3. This is the most important for when things just get too much, it's other wise known as the 24p question. That is does it cost more than 24p to solve the problem. Why 24p because that is how much a 9 mm round costs.

of course for the more extreme amongst you lot, you could run away to the tibet and become a tibetean monk and never have to worryaboutsex in the first place.
1. You seem to have solved that one with your personality.

2. Stick it over your head

3. I am happy to donate £24 to you so you can purchase a whole crate of 9MM. (Self administered please).

Please do, again, I'll buy you a one way ticket, Club Class.
 
#9
Knew a bloke once who ended up with a genital wart on his lip after a bit of silver tongue action :oops: 8O :D

He had to go home at the weekend to see his missus so took a pair of nail clippers to the offending wart and chopped the bugger off along with half his lip as well. :?

Sorted :lol: She'll never know
 
#10
don't you think he got off rather lightly?
after all the he had it sewn back on. does it still work? can he do porn like wayne bobbit? do we care? :lol:
 

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