The All About Whet Thread

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#1
Mods, seeing as another thread has disappeared down the road of it's all about Whet and his inability to get a job:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=141286/postdays=0/postorder=asc/start=60.html (page 4 onwards).

Can we shift everything here.

The annoying thing is the sanctimonious little tw*t himself doesn't start it :roll:

Frankly I don't give a toss about the man himself, what does bother me is that a perfectly good thread has been derailed by those attacking him.

Feel free to attack, by all means, but
(i) within the context of the thread's subject
(ii) the arguments he is using in the thread, with regards to its subject.

If you want to attack the man on his whatever is wrong with him, job/no job, illness whatchamacallit, give him job offers do it here. (I even put it in the Naafi so you can go weapons free).

Now in your own time carry on :twisted: :twisted:
 
#4
Since I have no opinion about him or Bugsy, that of course entitles me to suggest locking them both in a s-h-e-d and throwing in a WP grenade. Metaphorically speaking, natch. I would never commit, allow or encourage such a thing, not me, noooo...

Or is it red phos these days? What's the diff, anyone know?
 
#6
It must hurt more, then. I notice that Whet is the only one in chat ATM. Wonder if he's managed to start an argument anyway? Anyone want to pop in and mock him? Can't be bothered, myself.
 
#7
Yes, it does hurt more but distributes the pain equally throughout the body.

I'd go and give him some grief, stuck awake with a bugger of a broken wisdom tooth, but he seems to have gone.
 
#9
The problem is - no matter what the thread subject, Whet/Sven ends up trying to defend the indefensible. On Current Affairs a frequent topic is obviously the welfare state and it's affect on all of us. For Whet to enter a thread like that is like The McCanns entering into a debate on child supervision. He is an upside down headed short arsed workshy idle parasitical polyp on the anus of all us taxpayers and is rightly so castigated by all.

If he owned a shed he'd probably claim winter heating allowance for the fecker :x

He claims he is unemployable... he'd make a fine fcking Fig 11.
 
#10
supermatelot said:
He is an upside down headed short arsed workshy idle parasitical polyp on the anus of all us taxpayers and is rightly so castigated by all.
You really enjoyed typing that, didn't you? :) What's with the 'unemployable' bit? :?
 
#11
I did enjoy typing that. I very very nearly even typed it in CAPS 8O

I feel sorry for narcolepsy for having to suffer the worst possible kind of failure - a Lib Dem reject.
 
#13
Hmm...polyp...very good...hmm.
 
#14
You are an example of an undeveloped life form, an alien that has undergone genetic mutation, a high school student with the development of a kindergartener, a mongoloid inborn frog head, an abandoned infant at the top of Everest, the turd blocking the toilet, a dark descendant of Africa, an hermaphrodite gorilla, a hippo squashed by Noah’s ark, the erupting mouth of a new volcano, the shameless sound of a barking horn, an Eskimo’s disgrace, a man living with cockroaches, a rotting vegetable, a person made of rubbish who smells, the etymological source of the word “spurned”.
Now, that's how you do it! (A quote about Gordy, in case you're interested.)

Yes, he may be a bit of a cunt at times, but he's served and that alone puts him head and shoulders above the majority on here. He also put in a phenomenal amount of effort on Op Nimby and for that alone he gets the time of day from me.

I wonder how much the baying mob have done that compares?
 
#16
smartascarrots said:
You are an example of an undeveloped life form, an alien that has undergone genetic mutation, a high school student with the development of a kindergartener, a mongoloid inborn frog head, an abandoned infant at the top of Everest, the turd blocking the toilet, a dark descendant of Africa, an hermaphrodite gorilla, a hippo squashed by Noah’s ark, the erupting mouth of a new volcano, the shameless sound of a barking horn, an Eskimo’s disgrace, a man living with cockroaches, a rotting vegetable, a person made of rubbish who smells, the etymological source of the word “spurned”.
Now, that's how you do it! (A quote about Gordy, in case you're interested.)

Yes, he may be a bit of a cunt at times, but he's served and that alone puts him head and shoulders above the majority on here. He also put in a phenomenal amount of effort on Op Nimby and for that alone he gets the time of day from me.

I wonder how much the baying mob have done that compares?
True words those. In all honesty, I'd miss the cnut if he were to leave. :oops:
 
#17
smartascarrots said:
Yes, he may be a bit of a cunt at times, but he's served and that alone puts him head and shoulders above the majority on here. He also put in a phenomenal amount of effort on Op Nimby and for that alone he gets the time of day from me.
I agree with you.
 
#18
smartascarrots said:
You are an example of an undeveloped life form, an alien that has undergone genetic mutation, a high school student with the development of a kindergartener, a mongoloid inborn frog head, an abandoned infant at the top of Everest, the turd blocking the toilet, a dark descendant of Africa, an hermaphrodite gorilla, a hippo squashed by Noah’s ark, the erupting mouth of a new volcano, the shameless sound of a barking horn, an Eskimo’s disgrace, a man living with cockroaches, a rotting vegetable, a person made of rubbish who smells, the etymological source of the word “spurned”.
Now, that's how you do it! (A quote about Gordy, in case you're interested.)

Yes, he may be a bit of a cunt at times, but he's served and that alone puts him head and shoulders above the majority on here. He also put in a phenomenal amount of effort on Op Nimby and for that alone he gets the time of day from me.

I wonder how much the baying mob have done that compares?
I don't much care for the limp dems or councillors (why do I need an elected body to empty my bins?) but at least Whet is prepared to say what might be unpopular and even unfashionable these days.

There was a time when most of what socialism stood for was roundly condemned by everybody, and such notions as moderate trade union rights and protection of workers was considered simply evil, a universal health care system free at the point of need an unrealistic pipe dream and that children should of course work down mines and up chimneys. But radicals believed these things to be wrong and campaigned against them, sometimes changing only one mind at a time and having the courage to be castigated by those who simply could not conceive of any other way to run things or had there vested interests in the status quo.

Such people now are rare in Politics. It's all focus group this and demographic that. PMs inviting Britpop stars to No. 10 and taking an interset in SuBo's mental health just to coat-tail publicity. The result is that the ignorant now form party policy, and the parties no longer lead political thought and seek to improve the society we live in. In short, politics has become a marketing like business of electioneering, but no longer a vocation or vision.

At least the Monster Raving Liberal Democrats seem to be somewhat aloof from that nonsense, but sadly they don't connect at all where it matters.

I don't know what his workload as a councillor is, but lets not immediately assume he sits on his arse all day drinking Stella in front of a great big fcuk off TV like so many of his constituents probably do.
 
#19
I'd rather just douse the twat in petrol and toss a match on him never learns to shut it even when he knows he's wrong. Best thing to do is give him a good kicking with the facts that he disputes like Ord Sgt/Speedy and myself done a few months ago seems to keep him quiet. Plus he looks like a dirty pedo
 

Alsacien

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#20
Why are folks so worried about banging on about Whet (or Bugsy or anyone else for that matter) and his different views?

It would be pretty dull if everyone took the same line. Whet at least puts his hand up when he makes a c0ck of himself and is happy to apologise.

Don't forget in the context of Arrse he is a poster, not a person - this is not the real world, just a doorway to it......
 

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