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The Afghan

Mohammad the Afghan came to the UK, he had only been here a few weeks when he became very ill.
He saw doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
One of his friends gave him the name of an Afghani doctor and Mohammad went to see him.
The Afghani doctor said "Take dees bocket into de odder room,
sh*t in de bocket, den p*ss on de sh*t and den put your head down over de bocket and breath in de fumes for ten minutes."
Mohammad took the bucket to the adjoining room, where he sh*t
in it, then pi**ed on the sh*t, he then bent over the bucket and began to breath in the fumes.
Ten minutes later, back with the doctor and he had a wide grin across his face "Doctor, I feel terrific, it worked ....What was wrong with me?"
"Not much." said the doctor ...."You were just a bit homesick."

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