Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cynical-Subbie, Jul 22, 2005.
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Let's vent a little steam. The floor is open, but let's keep it (relatively) sensible...
According to an apocryphal scholar they are following a misinterpreted doctrine, perhaps mistranslated.
Apparently they do not end up in a celestial palace with 72 virgins.
Instead they end up in a celestial prison as the hoopbitch for 72 very big blokes.
edited 1 time "hoopboy" replaced by "hoopbitch" because "hoopboy" implies the possibility of a "reach-around".
Herd 'em alll into a field, then shower the c*nts with bacon rind and napalm!!
Can't we have an option to vote for both choices?
What about the Revolutionary Brigade of Abu Hafs al Masri ??
I say give them their Islamic state, free from all corrupting western influencesâ¦
â¦and then carpet bomb the c*nts straight to hell
And dont for get the I cant believe its not the revolutinary brigade of Abu hafs al Masri Brigdade . all the fundementalism but only half the calories .
Should it not be " the Peoples Revolutionary Al Hafs Brigade" or the "Popular Peoples Revolutionary Al Haf Brigade" or perhaps the Popular Peoples Revolutionary Front of the Al Hafs Brigade".
You know where Im going with thsi one dont you?
Bleesed are the cheesemakers!!
" where's the foetus gonna gestate - in a BOX ?! "
Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.
The Abu Hafs al Masri Brigade, what have they ever done for us?
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