The absolute worst characters on pads estates

As you should have with your hand deeply embedded in the Adjt's wife's back box!
I concur, you could of easily turned that into a fuckfest, Ok it might be a few years ago but give yourself a right shoeing for a missed golden ticket. Shame on you, she would of been grateful too, action from someone that wasn't interested in MG Midgets and chocolate labradors, you well fucked up.
Never mind fella, one for the wan k bank!
 
The Adjutants wife was diving towards the barracks when the rear box on her volvo started dragging on the ground.
being an obliging young chap I pulled in behind to offer help, anyway I managed to wire it up with a coat hanger but as I was doing it she hunkered down on her knees to talk to me unaware I was looking up her skirt (what a cad) she got my name said thanks
and orff she jolly well went,
but to her credit there was 200 embassy left with the troopy for me , which went down well with the troopy and me.
hope she never spotted my erection at the time ,I was nineteen after all.

I'm nearly there, you bastard... stockings? Commando? Details man! Or preferably pictures.
 
I'm nearly there, you bastard... stockings? Commando? Details man! Or preferably pictures.
Rheindahlen NAAFI area, lunchtime, everyone streaming around to go and get sarnie's. Young mother with pushchair, ah cute, she bends over to fuss with something in the pushchair, at that moment half of Rheindahlen Garrison did a check pace, she had given a full flash up her skirt when she bent over and she had apparently passed the commando course.
 
Rheindahlen NAAFI area, lunchtime, everyone streaming around to go and get sarnie's. Young mother with pushchair, ah cute, she bends over to fuss with something in the pushchair, at that moment half of Rheindahlen Garrison did a check pace, she had given a full flash up her skirt when she bent over and she had apparently passed the commando course.

Thanks, that got me over the line.
 
Rheindahlen NAAFI area, lunchtime, everyone streaming around to go and get sarnie's. Young mother with pushchair, ah cute, she bends over to fuss with something in the pushchair, at that moment half of Rheindahlen Garrison did a check pace, she had given a full flash up her skirt when she bent over and she had apparently passed the commando course.

My last few days in, up at Catterick, went in to one of the pubs where psycho Inf guys hang around in their own VR world of hard man fantasy.


Two x gorgeous women playing pool.

Bending to take shots, long legs short skirts.

Bloke at bar next to me says "fxxk me she's nice, don't think she's wearing any, did you see?"


I answered truthfully, "not wearing my specs mate, looks good but it's mostly my imagination".

He says "good, that's my wife you perv, look at her again you're a dead man".

I've discussed fatal incidents with defence lawyers, met Serb ethnic cleansers, talked with Council waste disposal enforcement managers and had dealings with North Wales Police and I can truthfully say I have never felt such contempt for another person.
 
Booze is Class VI. Could be a proper pain in the 80s.

I seem to recall filling a long wheelbase Land Rover so full of crappy PX beer that its suspension made a grating noise, using Euro Cheques via the Augsburg base pay office/bank, under the leadership of a legendary RSIGS NCO (RIP Kev Fogg) and the cheques never got cashed.

Was it really appx. 20c a can or is that memory playing tricks?
 
Let's not slate the NAAFI, after all they have been teaching young service personnel about crippling debt since 1920...(best we don't mention the "budgetcard")
I still have my US "Military Star Card." PX credit, in it's various evolutions, has treated me pretty well. My very first PX Credit Purchase was a B&O Beosystem 2000 setup along with some extra Polk Audio Monitor speakers.
 
I seem to recall filling a long wheelbase Land Rover so full of crappy PX beer that its suspension made a grating noise, using Euro Cheques via the Augsburg base pay office/bank, under the leadership of a legendary RSIGS NCO (RIP Kev Fogg) and the cheques never got cashed.

Was it really appx. 20c a can or is that memory playing tricks?
Beer was definitely cheap. Not so much from the vending machines we had in the barracks until around 86-87 (MWR, not PX/AFEES).
 
I still have my US "Military Star Card." PX credit, in it's various evolutions, has treated me pretty well. My very first PX Credit Purchase was a B&O Beosystem 2000 setup along with some extra Polk Audio Monitor speakers.
Why did you spend money on that when there was beer in the same shop?
 
Why did you spend money on that when there was beer in the same shop?
Although while all personal demand goods technically fall under Supply Class VI, way back then the Baccy, Beer, Bitch Drinks, and Whiskies were all in their own separate Class VI shop, mainly for stricter ration control purposes.

This talk has reminded me of the old story about an armed escort showing up to deliver some Class VIII to a motor pool, and arrest the WO that signed off on the order... repair items were Class IX, but of course, all items in the supply system have NSNs.

The NSN involved was 6505-00-619-8716 and the intended part (which I seem to recall was a thrust washer) was put on the form with a part number that partly matched the NSN that was somehow accidentally modified to the incorrect NSN.

The NSN that was used is for Cocaine.
 
Let's not slate the NAAFI, after all they have been teaching young service personnel about crippling debt since 1920...(best we don't mention the "budgetcard")
"Stamps or discount?" :)
 
Was at a CO's house for dinner where he had invited various officers and their spouses.

A few female officers were more than a little perturbed when they were invitef to retire from the dining room whilst the men had whisky.
Especially as at least one of the men was not in the military or if I recall correctly working at all.
Were there sandwiches provided and was there an expectation that they be eaten with a knife and fork?
 
Even though Laughing Gas worked in the NAAFI we rarely done any shopping there at all. It used to amaze me watching people push several trolleys around the NAAFI supermarket piled high. I know the money was good in BFG but it wasn’t exactly pop star wages.
Seems to be a thing among Brits and not just for shopping at the NAAFI.
Where I live in Spain, we have 6 local supermarkets nearby including a Lidl and an Aldi. Wherever you live in the town, at least two will be in walking distance and all sell stuff popular with Brits.
Yet people travel 20 or 30 k to go shopping in an overpriced (think double the cost) Overseas store which sells Iceland and Waitrose stuff.
To cap it all off, they have just opened a shop which sells Tesco stuff like ready meals, Tesco Value and Tesco Finest stuff, all at inflated prices. People are talking of making the trip to buy stuff even though it's a 200k (yes, two hundred) round trip to get there.
 

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Seems to be a thing among Brits and not just for shopping at the NAAFI.
Where I live in Spain, we have 6 local supermarkets nearby including a Lidl and an Aldi. Wherever you live in the town, at least two will be in walking distance and all sell stuff popular with Brits.
Yet people travel 20 or 30 k to go shopping in an overpriced (think double the cost) Overseas store which sells Iceland and Waitrose stuff.
To cap it all off, they have just opened a shop which sells Tesco stuff like ready meals, Tesco Value and Tesco Finest stuff, all at inflated prices. People are talking of making the trip to buy stuff even though it's a 200k (yes, two hundred) round trip to get there.
What no near Spainsbury,s yes its a shop near Valencia.
 
Seems to be a thing among Brits and not just for shopping at the NAAFI.
Where I live in Spain, we have 6 local supermarkets nearby including a Lidl and an Aldi. Wherever you live in the town, at least two will be in walking distance and all sell stuff popular with Brits.
Yet people travel 20 or 30 k to go shopping in an overpriced (think double the cost) Overseas store which sells Iceland and Waitrose stuff.
To cap it all off, they have just opened a shop which sells Tesco stuff like ready meals, Tesco Value and Tesco Finest stuff, all at inflated prices. People are talking of making the trip to buy stuff even though it's a 200k (yes, two hundred) round trip to get there.
Lidl and Aldi aren’t exactly local Spanish shops are they?
 

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