The Aboriginal and the Gay Man

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  1. THE ABBO AND THE GAY MAN
    It was coming to the end of the day and sitting in his tiny near deserted local pub in Mt. Isa was an Abbo.

    He was having a few beers as usual when a short well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

    After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards the Abbo and whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

    The Abbo leaped up with fire in his eyes knocked the gay man off his stool and smacked the shit out of him.

    He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car park and returned to his seat at the bar.

    Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought over another beer to the Abbo and said,
    "I've never seen you react as badly as that before.

    What did he say to you?"

    "I don't know," the Abbo replied.. "Something about a job."
     
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  2. not really true, no such thing as an empty pub in mount isa!!
     
  3. Prefer the Irish Club or the Buffs Club as the beer is cheaper!
     
  4. I have actually been to Mt. Isa.
     
  5. I haven't.
     
  6. You are fortunate! I spent a couple of very boring months there a few years ago.
     
  7. thought this joke was about a scouser????
     
  8. You are not the first person to draw comparisond between abbo's and scousers.
     
  9. I think you might be confused. The joke is about an Abbo not an ASBO!
     
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  10. Did you get a blowjob then?
     
  11. What did she say?
     
  12. I'm suprised about that, I'd heard you'd mount anything.
     
  13. If you find yourself in a bar at the Isa where Aboriginals are drinking, in the majority then I recommend you pop smoke...it will get ugly.