The 86 Rules of Boozing

#6
Starting a conversation with "You know I've never told you this before but..." is usually a sign that you should have gone home at least three drinks ago!
 
#8
No matter how many times the bar staff are walk past you, grabbing them by the neck is not the fastest route to the next round.
 

elovabloke

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#9
blue_sophist said:
Someone has to start, I suppose ...

1. Ensure you have some money ... :roll:
2. Ensure that those with you have some money - BS I'd put that first.
 
#13
Projectile vomiting on the dancefloor, staying in the bar, and then pulling is indicitive of the status of "Master Jedi".


(I don't know what you mean art!)
 

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