The 86 Rules of Boozing

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Someone has to start, I suppose ...

    1. Ensure you have some money ... :roll:
  3. Make sure you are hammered before snogging the big bird.
  4. Round dodging is very bad form!
  5. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Vomitng on bar staff is not, generally, appreciated.
  6. Starting a conversation with "You know I've never told you this before but..." is usually a sign that you should have gone home at least three drinks ago!
  7. classic!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
  8. No matter how many times the bar staff are walk past you, grabbing them by the neck is not the fastest route to the next round.
  9. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    2. Ensure that those with you have some money - BS I'd put that first.
  10. Make sure that you are dressed appropriatly in the correct DEFO.
  11. Once you or one of your colleagues gets a kn0b out, it's time to leave (and not with him).
  12. Tell that to Prae and Matelot :D
  13. Projectile vomiting on the dancefloor, staying in the bar, and then pulling is indicitive of the status of "Master Jedi".

    (I don't know what you mean art!)