The 86 Rules of Boozing

Starting a conversation with "You know I've never told you this before but..." is usually a sign that you should have gone home at least three drinks ago!
No matter how many times the bar staff are walk past you, grabbing them by the neck is not the fastest route to the next round.


blue_sophist said:
Someone has to start, I suppose ...

1. Ensure you have some money ... :roll:
2. Ensure that those with you have some money - BS I'd put that first.
Projectile vomiting on the dancefloor, staying in the bar, and then pulling is indicitive of the status of "Master Jedi".

(I don't know what you mean art!)

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