The 600 Club

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 19, 2011.

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  1. I have just realised that I have 610 "Likes" However,some questions.

    Do I get a speshul medal?
    Am I able to sell my likes to some pathetic loser who is unable to get any at all?
     
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  2. Have an extra glass of hot milk before you go to bed tonight. Give yourself a bonus.
     
  3. What,with my bladder problem?
     
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  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Wow!!

    Your sockpuppet(s) has been busy!!!
     
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  5. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    you get a special seat by the window, just within licking range.
     
  6. Liar.

    612.
     
  7. What may be fun, is for ARSSE to have a league table of who has the most likes.
     
  8. Are some likes worth more than others? For example;

    1 x Hector Chavez V like =

    25.7 Ciggie likes, or

    77.018 Ronangel likes, or

    1897 of mine?
     
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  9. Amateur.

    890 likes and 5899 visits to my home page.

    I'm not even that fucking funny.
     
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  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    You get a free wed laboon & ice cweem of your choice plus a day out to the zoo with Dashing Cnut when you reach 1000!!
     
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  11. But to be honest, most of us only look at your home page hoping to find a link to some pictures of your grotty minge.
     
  12. There's a photo of my hairy one on my home page. Stoopid.
     
  13. I don't pay much attention to my 'likes' as I find myself as funny as cot death so fail to understand why other folk do.

    A quick check shows I have received 1350 but only 1268 are viewable because I'm a poisonous cunt and post on nasty threads that tend to get deleted :)

    The only thing good about 'likes' is the memory of Mrrandom suggesting that the first arrser to reach 1000 likes pay £100 to Hols 4 Heroes. Cue Sluggy, myself and half of arrse liking everything he had ever posted. Made I larf.
     
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  14. loadabollox
     
  15. I've put the camera on charge.Standby.