The 2008 ARRSE Awards - The Sphincters.

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  1. As 2008 drags itself puffing and wheezing into its last quarter, it is time to think about the annual award ceremonies that reward those who have, over the past year, risen above the depressive gloom and achieved an outstanding goal. No doubt our BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards will be dominated by candidates from this summers excellent Team GB effort in Beijing!

    But what about us here on ARRSE? What of our achievements? Oft quoted in the media and read with anticipation by those in power, surely we should annually pat each other on the back with our very own awards ceremony?

    So I give you the 2008 Arrser contribution awards … now known as the Sphincters:

    The Red Balloon & Cornet:

    Awarded to the individual who has consistently contributed pure unintelligible lunacy and drivel.

    The Purple Helmet:

    Awarded to the Arrser who has proved themselves to be the biggest knob of the year.

    The Golden Waffle:

    Awarded for the best blog of the year.

    The Plastic Soldier:

    Awarded for the biggest walt of the year.

    The Cheshire Cat:

    Awarded for the funniest thread/posts of the year.

    The Golden Webley:

    Awarded to the individual whom ARRSE would most like to do the decent thing.

    The Black Balaclava:

    Awarded to the strangest individual for outstanding contributions to sexual perversion.

    The Wailing Trumpet:

    Awarded for the best tantrum of the year.

    The Empty Skull:

    Awarded for the most inane question of the year.

    The Golden Rivet:

    Awarded to the Arrser who is considered most nailable (male & female categories).

    The Auntie:

    Awarded for best advice given in the year.

    The Brown Bottle:

    Awarded to the individual with most drunken posts.

    The Globe of Knowledge:

    Awarded for the most informative and sensible threads and posts.

    The Lions Heart:

    Awarded for contributions to service charidees.

    And finally,

    The Lunchtime Achievement Award (we can’t have a Lifetime achievement award can we!)

    Your nominations ...
     
  2. msr

    msr LE

    StabTiffy2B?
     
  3. Primarily due to their fantastic efforts in the "Women You Fancy That You Shouldn't" thread... Can I nominate both Cuddles and Stonker.?

    Some of the things these two come out with are frankly horrid.
     
  4. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes


    JoseyWales
     
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    The Plastic Soldier: I nominate The Baron Castle-Shortt.
     
  6. Chubb. She automatically gets it every year.
     
  7. The Wailing Trumpet:

    Blot_Bang_Rub


    Don't suppose we could have the Convicted Paedophile Ex-Arrser Who's Returned Under Another Username category too?
     
  8. The Red Balloon & Cornet:

    Dale :)

    The Purple Helmet:

    Cubbs

    The Golden Waffle:

    Crow - Memoirs of a Crow

    or

    MisterSoft - for his Bravo2Zero Alternative

    The Plastic Soldier:

    Pte Goldenshower

    The Cheshire Cat:

    will have to think about that one

    The Golden Webley:

    Dragknuckle - because we could youtube it as "Dwarf suicide" :)

    The Black Balaclava:

    MDN or Flashy

    The Wailing Trumpet:

    Awarded for the best tantrum of the year.

    The Empty Skull:

    Sappagirl - beacuse she couldn't be ARRSEd to call an ACIO to find out it's opening times.

    The Golden Rivet:

    I wouldn't to incriminate anyone ;)

    The Auntie:



    The Brown Bottle:

    BBR

    The Globe of Knowledge:

    I must've missed them!!

    The Lions Heart:

    MDN - Spanish Dave, and everyone else involved.....oh, and Armchair Jihad

    And finally,

    The Lunchtime Achievement Award (we can’t have a Lifetime achievement award can we!)
     
  9. Sven - posthumous nomination
     
  10. The Plastic Soldier:

    Everyone in the TA.
     
  11. AdAtsra on the Int Corps thread. No brainer!
     
  12. The Purple Helmet:

    TommyHutch/SapperHutch... Just because...
     
  13. Sarahjane
     
  14. Likewise - and he is a Crab so it will be extra special
     
  15. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

    Cernunnos