The 2006 Ablution Survey!

How do you cleanse yourself?

  • Bath every night

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shower every morning

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bath on school nights

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bath on Sunday nights

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Infrequent bath or shower on Friday nights before going to town

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Infrequent bath or shower augmented by daily squirt of deodorant can on the hairy parts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Infrequent bath or shower, after an encounter of a sexual nature

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Whenever it rains

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0
#1
As I was floating in my nice warm bath, the concept of the regular washing ritual sprung to mind, and I was pondering whether those who have worn the Queen's uniform are a tidier and cleaner bunch than the average man on the street.

Also, a poll along the lines of personal hygiene may offer some scope for amusement!
 
#3
Before anyone asks, "golden showers" do not count. :twisted:

Anyone with cleanliness regimes that fall short of, or exceed, the poll options then please post them!
 

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