the 100,000 shag slut!!!!!!!

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  1. Her maths is wrong. maximum 15 clients x 365 days x 8 years = 43800, minimum (on her figures and assuming some days off, here and there) 20000.

    See, she's not such a slag after all.
     
  2. And only her toes curled you would have thought more than that would have
     
  3. Classy Bird! She'd make a good PadWife
     
  4. I think I've seen her in Bulford!
     
  5. yeah, but for arguments sake;

    lets say each of the blerks had the average six inches and gave it 100 strokes to completion, then

    6 x 100 x 15 x 365 x 8 = 414.7 miles of nob.

    Still a remarkable physical feat, wouldn't you say?
     
  6. Ever considered going on Countdown?

    And this "average 6"" is just a tale put out by the PC Brigade to mollify the under-achievers. I haven't come across a bloke who says his nob is less than 12."

    Come to think of it, there was one, and that may have brought the average down quite a bit.
     
  7. heh

    There was a lad in basics, excused shorts cos his wapper dangled out the leghole.
     
  8. Plus all the other guys she mentioned.
     
  9. More than enough to make a handrail around Colchester!
     
  10. It must be like chucking a kit bag into the back of a 4-tonner
     
  11. She does look familiar, so I make that 414.7 and 10".
     
  12. What? She do you twice?
     
  13. :oops:
     
  14. Yea was thhiking that a vvv classy bird indeed!!!!

    Nice Tattos aswell!!!!