The 10 best things in the world

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Jan 30, 2013.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    1) Birds
    2) Guns
    3) Drugs
    4) Deltics
    5) Explosives
    6) Custard

    That's it. There are only six best things in the world.
     
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  2. Steak
    Dogs
    Chickens
    Cars
    Motorhomes
    Emirates business class
    Champagne
    Disgustingly expensive hotels in Asia
    Warm sunny days
    Wanking.
     
  3. You are dead inside.
     
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  4. Every fucking time you post a clip of a deltic the bloody thing's smoking more than Edward Woodward at the end of the Wicker Man. I'd put Moto Guzzi at 4, custard at 3. Drugs nowhere- that means you've only got five best things but that's pretty good for a Northerner, Scottish people have only got Ben Nevis and sock knives.
     
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  5. No one mentioned booze! OK, Jarrod gets close with Champagne but the earns a demerit for missing out 'geezers'. And money, lots and lots of money!
     
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  6. Deep fried Mars Bars
     
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Doesn't count. A Moto Guzzi is transport and therefor essential. So it doesn't count.
     
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Food. Therefor essential. Doesn't count.
     
  9. CanteenCowboy

    CanteenCowboy LE Book Reviewer

    Tandori Chicken Tikka
    Laphroiag
    Port
    Taxis
    Brinkhoff's No 1
    Chicken Dopazia
    Women
    Football
    Chicken Puri
    Family Guy
     
  10. CanteenCowboy

    CanteenCowboy LE Book Reviewer

    Shit, forgot 'Fritters'

    Remove Taxis replace with 'Fritters'.
     
  11. Rugby
    Beer
    Women that I'm not married to.
    Foreign travel
    Sleeping
    Reading
    Skiving
    Skiing
    Tartiflette
    Diving
    Curry/pies/bacon and anything that I can't eat cos I'm starting to wheeze a bit.
     
  12. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    in semi-particular order -

    Dogs
    Horses
    Tea
    Motorcycles
    Over/Under Shotguns
    Guinness
    Klepper folding kayaks
    Bi-planes
    Spike Milligan
    Bagpipes
     
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  13. 1. Kew Gardens
    2. Linn Sondek
    3. Moto Guzzi 850 T3 Le Mons
    4. The medals I borrowed from my RSM
    5. Red wine
    6. Blow jobs
    7. Forbidden Planet
    8. Pink Floyd.
    9. Being a Dad.
    10. Floccinaucinihilipilification ( I'm talking about you lot, you thick cunts)
     
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Food groups and so, essential. Doesn't count. Besides, jarrod listed food groups and he is a full-on sex pervert. Is that what you want your children to look up to?