That's me F@cked then!

Discussion in 'Charities and Welfare' started by B_AND_T, May 8, 2012.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Right you bunch of obnoxious twats I need your help.

    After consuming a rather large amount of Brandy I agreed to a charity fundraising thingy.

    I intend to walk the Fosse Way (Exeter to Lincoln) in October in aid of 3 worthy causes. Muscular Dystrophy, HfH and a war grave which needs some attention.

    Having never done anything like this before any advice on organising this would be appreciated.

    Oh and I am walking this on my lonesome.

    Cheers peeps!
  2. You can't even walk across the road without medical attention!
  3. You need help on how to walk the Fosse Way?

    It's exactly the same as walking from work to your car or the cookhouse to your office, just slightly longer.
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  4. If the Romans can do it I am sure you will piss it,,,,,,
  5. Slingbacks, do it in slingbacks. You know you want to.
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  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Take some sandwiches, a flask of tea and a map. Sorted.
  7. Is the map to be used as a tablecloth for a picnic?
  8. Try running the whole route as this will save you walking.
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  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Ha Ha funny *******.

    Campsites, admin support, pubs! That sort of stuff.
  10. How far is this strollathon? Have you set up something we can pop dosh into? Are there going to be pictures of women with their boobs and clunges out?
  11. How about a link to your 'Just Giving' website so all these honorable Arrsers can donate!

    **Runs away and hides**
  12. Wear the slingbacks, and the camp sites will appear.
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  13. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Once it's fabloned, it can be used as a table-cloth, a raincoat, a parasol and even as a sail on windy days. Useful thing is a fabloned map. It will also have symbols showing camp-sites, pubs and useful places to meet the back-up bus and admin team of nurses.
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  14. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer