Thats it, were done.

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by ChickVonFlick, May 29, 2008.

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  1. This forum no longer has anything new to talk about.

    We have hammered commissioning, poor grammar used in messages, ad astra, ISTAR and old people talking about what a great place the Green Fly was even though it was nothing special, unless you climbed the radio antenna, in which case you were very big and very clever.

    Everyone who wants one, now has a old style stable belt, NTTT has told new recruits that you don't need a degree and to just do your best during the familarisation week, we're agreed Darksiders are wierd and Op Int and Sy was better than OPMI.

    The OPMI Managers is an open book, albeit an ARRSE open book rather than a Cognitio open book, the Director shouldn't have written that introduction and Dave's exploding wallet was very funny.

    Trafalgar night was top notch, HUMINTers may not be God's gift but maintain they are, PAYD was a bad idea and they have renamed the Thirsty Thursday bar as a place to get "A BONER".

    We have some good looking chicks, but not as many as we should, and to not use signing off as a reason to seek a preferential posting order. If you want to transfer to the Australian or New Zealand Int Corps, then do it and that the Priory Mess has some dead nuns buried in it somewhere.

    This forum has discussed everything (apart from a serious case of breast reduction surgery at the Media Centre in Chicksands, which has yet to be mentionned), but apart from that, we're finished.

    Good Night and thank you.
     
  2. Switch off the lights on your way out.
     
  3. well after 9 months on arrse and this being only the second new thread you've ever contributed to the forum, you might question your own effort...? ;)
     
  4. Hey! Who turned out the lights?
     
  5. 'This forum has discussed everything (apart from a serious case of breast reduction surgery at the Media Centre in Chicksands, which has yet to be mentionned), but apart from that, we're finished.'

    Goochy avatar Chick, is that your breasts before they were reduced? :wink:
     
  6. Don't be fooled - he's a bloke.
     
  7. that's no barrier to a cracking rack in today's army
     
  8. Especally in the Royal Signals!
     
  9. You forgot to mention the Rose and Laurel, full of state secrets being sold on E-bay. That hasn't been discussed for a while.
     
  10. Awhhh, someone's tired!
     
  11. i think that, due to the aggregation of all that key data in one post, it should be PM RESTRICTED :)
     
  12. More importantly,

    I left Chickers in Sep last year and am familiar with the Media Centre ladies. If what has been said is true then it is a travesty.

    Can anyone just pop in for "some copying work" and then confirm/deny the report?

    Regards

    ss
     
  13. As a man who is gifted at releasing information to different outlets, I bow to your superior knowledge on these matters. :eek:
     
  14. He can sometimes be informative and constructive as well.