Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by ginger-ninger, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man desperate for a piss runs to the bogs only to find the gents are out of order,so he uses the ladies.
    He is sat on the loo doing the biz and he notices 4 buttons on the wall ,1=ww 2=wa 3=pp 4=atr he presses WW and warm water sprays and freshens his arse ,nice he thinks and presses button WA and warm air dries his arse,very nice he thinks and presses button PP and a powder puff pats his arse dry ,fuckin ace he thinks and presses button ATR.
    Two days later he wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse what happened she explains you pressed ATR automatic tampon remover your penis is in a jar under your pillow!!!!!!!!!!!!