That Wedding

#2
Coming to an Arrse near you soon, the thread: "Will we get a medal for the Royal Wedding" followed by "I brought mine from Bigbury mint" :)
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#4
I can imagine the scenes today as various Guards types gear up to putting on the parade of their career.

GOC London district summons the GSM:

GOC: Ah! GSM need you to get on with the nitty gritty details of this Royal wedding. Don't expect you to do it all yerself, I want you to co-ordinate with Gwok here, he's some sort of fashion wallah and that's very important these days, you two will be working closly together.

GSM: (sotto) grrrrrr.

Gwok: Oh, girl friend we're going to get on so well together, I love a wedding. Now first you, scarlet's not really your colour, clashes with your complexion, I see you more in aquamarine, and as its a wedding all those lovely boys on the street should be in lilac. Oh and accessories, we'll put some real bling on your chest...
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#5
I won't be watching, unless there is a chance she will get her clout out.

I hope Harry gets to organise the stag do.
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#8
Gwok has already done Thailands Royal Guard.

Oh girlfriend, a white tunic with grey slacks what were you thinking? You look like Herman Goering...
 
#9
Already, every Brown nose, Arrse licker and sycophant has crawled out of the woodwork, set themselves up as an 'expert Royal watcher' and is commenting and giving advice to the happy couple - and this is only the start of it. FFS, the bloody thing was only announced yesterday!
 
#10
I can imagine the scenes today as various Guards types gear up to putting on the parade of their career.

GOC London district summons the GSM:

GOC: Ah! GSM need you to get on with the nitty gritty details of this Royal wedding. Don't expect you to do it all yerself, I want you to co-ordinate with Gwok here, he's some sort of fashion wallah and that's very important these days, you two will be working closly together.

GSM: (sotto) grrrrrr.

Gwok: Oh, girl friend we're going to get on so well together, I love a wedding. Now first you, scarlet's not really your colour, clashes with your complexion, I see you more in aquamarine, and as its a wedding all those lovely boys on the street should be in lilac. Oh and accessories, we'll put some real bling on your chest...
Dare I say it, sounds like another job for the Gobblers.
 
#11
I am hoping that they get the dress from her Ma and Pa's website:

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There is no way that would fit her properly and you would definitely get to see her rat when she kneels down to take the blessing.

Also a good way of checking if she did actually give up her ring to get the crown. My bet is that it will be like looking into the dartford tunnel covered in pink crinoline.
 
#13
A little bit of very sound advice

WEAR YOUR BLOODY SEAT BELT'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#15
Not especially. I even have a couple of gobbler mates.

Just for you, I shall switch fire to the Anglian's. Another distasteful mob.
May i ask why? Not that i disagree, you understand. Just interested in YOUR reasons.
 
#17
I doubt we'll get a medal for the wedding but just wait for the incessantly annoying adverts for the fuck**g memorial tea-towles and the gold leafed ashtray. All of which will be in peoples stockings for xmas as Gran thought it would be nice! The people who market that toss are all cnuts!
 

RP578

LE
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#19
Everyone's banging on about St Paul's Cathedral or Westminster Abbey. How predictable! I suggest the "Vikram's Occasion Palace" in Slough. They offer a discount if you book early enough and it would be handy location on several accounts: Firstly, it's right by Heathrow, so all his Eurotrash mates can fly-drive in. Secondly, it's ten minute walk to Windsor, so he can stumble home to his Gran's gaff for 'close family only' drinks and nibbles after. Thirdly, at least a full third of Slough's population are mini-cab drivers, so there's no shortage of taxis for all those who had a drink or two.

It's such a perfect solution on so many levels. I can't believe that none of the papers have explored the option already!

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#20
Also a good way of checking if she did actually give up her ring to get the crown. My bet is that it will be like looking into the dartford tunnel covered in pink crinoline.

What have Dodi Fayed and Katie Middleton got in common?

They've both had their finger in Diana's ring


(that's my coat there, I know where the taxi rank is)
 

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