That TRob51 thread- Boxing Day madness

[RangdoOfArg]

We've still not seen either the b'zoomz nor the bra's.
I'm not utterly convinced there are girls

This is going to be like the Rinteln bus, isn’t it?

 

[OneTenner]

We've still not seen either the b'zoomz nor the bra's.
I'm not utterly convinced there are girls

He's apparently in norn iron - they won't be 'girls' in the conventional sense....

 

[Teeblerone]

He's apparently in norn iron - they won't be 'girls' in the conventional sense....

Ewwwww
(ewe?)

 

[TheSockPuppet]

It's in the mods double secret handbook. Rule 3a if that helps.

If you're going to finger your Sister, make sure your Mam is passed out after her twentieth Babycham?

Not sure if that applies here, but you're the boss...

 

[ste14w]

Good man, yourself Mad Skillz

Thank you.
It was a difficult time in my life, but I thought of all the people I'd be letting down if I just gave in to those horrid bullies.
I'm in a better place now.

(No, it's not Dudley, you piss takers)

 

[OneTenner]

Ewwwww
(ewe?)

 

[Red Hander]

We've still not seen either the b'zoomz nor the bra's.
I'm not utterly convinced there are girls

Nor I. The thread appears a thinly disguised excuse for the chap to post photos of his cock. And he paused his messages to watch sweaty chaps heft weights on Ch5....

 

[ste14w]

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To be honest, I reckon the one on the left in the white outfit would be ok after a couple of pints.

Well, maybe six or seven.

 

[964ST]

When I joined up (brat school) Arborfield 80,s there was an Irish Platoon Sgt (was probably sent there for disfunctional behaviour in a Regular Unit) Paddy McAan. A fricking Phycopath and he had a nobbly stick, like some sort of leprachaun.

@TRob51 are you related?

 

[RangdoOfArg]

That's fair do's, Mr. R of A, but you weren't there man...one of them shouted at me, IN CAPITAL LETTERS, saying I was a sprog cos I hadn't served as long as him.
It didn't break me, but I think I managed to log off before he could see my bottom lip was about to tremble.

That was close, but it helped make me the man I am now.

See, every cloud, and all that.

That’s the spirit, cock.
You don’t get to join the very of the best without taking the test:
”Am I man enough to join the elite?”
@ste14w did it. Hell, even this humble trooper did it @RangdoOfArg.
@throbbing nobin Robin, please go away and die

 

[OneTenner]

To be honest, I reckon the one on the left in the white outfit would be ok after a couple of pints.

Well, maybe six or seven.

Of what? drain cleaner?

 

[RangdoOfArg]

To be honest, I reckon the one on the left in the white outfit would be ok after a couple of pints.

Well, maybe six or seven.

Ansbachs. If someone else was buying.
Even by D Sqn Standards, that’s minging.

 

[ste14w]

Of what? drain cleaner?

Haha, that made me giggle

But I have got depressingly low standards.

 

[ste14w]

Ansbachs. If someone else was buying.
Even by D Sqn Standards, that’s minging.

Are you fcuking kidding??
By D Sqn standards that's Miss fcuking Universe.

 

[OneTenner]

Haha, that me giggle

But I have got depressingly low standards.

Well, that's Dudley for you - BTW has the 'Safari Park' caught the three-toed Sloths that escaped yet, or are they fully integrated in Caldmore by now...

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Haha, that me giggle

But I have got depressingly low standards.

cut @ste14w s’ leg off and it will say ‘D Sqn’ and ‘depressingly low standards’ right through.
Cheers you black pig.

 

[ste14w]

Well, that's Dudley for you - BTW has the 'Safari Park' caught the three-toed Sloths that escaped yet, or are they fully integrated in Caldmore by now...

They start their HGV course on Tuesday.

 

[Teeblerone]

When I joined up (brat school) Arborfield 80,s there was an Irish Platoon Sgt (was probably sent there for disfunctional behaviour in a Regular Unit) Paddy McAan. A fricking Phycopath and he had a nobbly stick, like some sort of leprachaun.

@TRob51 are you related?

Nobbly stick or sickly nob? Enquiring minds (And MASH 4077 want to know)

 

[Teeblerone]

cut @ste14w s’ leg off and it will say ‘D Sqn’ and ‘depressingly low standards’ right through.
Cheers you black pig.

Captain Pugwash walt

 

[964ST]

Nobbly stick or sickly nob? Enquiring minds (And MASH 4077 want to know)

Knobbily