Everyone's got 'that' mate right? The one who'll shag grotters even when sober, the one who'll spend 300 of his hard earned beer tokens on shots at the local bar, come back to barracks, vomit down his door and fall asleep in the hallway with his kecks around his ankles, todger dribbling a constant stream of piss. He's an admin vortex, but always seem to scrape through with passes on every test he gets wheeled in to do He's an alright bloke, but you get the feeling he's not quite there when he suggests a trip round the local mongrel mob chapter ('Orrid thugs and bikers for non-kiwis) 'cause there's a party on and what's more, actually MEANS it. He's generally in trouble somehow with the hierarchy, but he must either know someone or be the luckiest bastard out there because he never quite gets kicked out. He's a shithead when it comes to money too, buying unending lists of useless shite on hire-purchase, getting the current munter up the duff or busting his telly bought on tick by dropping it out of the window when plastered. The precise details may change, but the basic principles stay the same. He has almost no opposite in the female sex, the place being filled instead by a spunk-bucket mess aunty or similar camp bicycle. Any other characteristics of 'That' mate?