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That Jenny has only gone and done it again!

Who can recall this chap?
Soldier quits after Facebook claims of serving with SAS and killing 100 people are exposed as lies | Mail Online

Word on the street she has been up to her old tricks again.

The sting operation


HONEY TRAP
Hi
Just wanted to say sexy wheels I noticed them on Drift-life Culture. Im a pit girl so see loads and like what I see. Do you compete?
Jenny x
• 31 December 2012

15:49
Eddie Monster Skyline
Hi Jenny, I do compeat but have not this year with problems I've had with the car but hoping to start up again in the new year. If you don't mind me asking where do you do the pit girl role?
• 3 January

HONEY TRAP
Hi I do it with a few girls Sue Walting being one. Not sure if you know her. We do the Motorpoint Yamaha teams mostly. So I see you was an action man. Like it huge respect for the forces. my dad was in the Army years ago and he loved it what did you used to work as in the army. Sorry am i being nosy. lol

12:37
Eddie Monster Skyline
It's ok. I was a para for 8 year then went to RLC and become a specialist driver. I only come out due to an injury I got in Iraq I loved every second of the forces life. I've herd of Sue walting but I don't know her. Do you go to Santa pod? Or is it just tracks like sliverstone ? How long you been doing it for ?
• 3 January

HONEY TRAP
Sliverstone mainly but have been learning the ropes from sue with other venues. I was going to help with a respectful nude photo shoot for Help for Heroes with Sue and the other girls but I was not in the country during the shoot so missed out. Next time I suppose.
Sorry if I sound blonde (im not) lol but what's a Para? My dad used to drive for the Army I don't know what he drove as I never asked.

18:27
Eddie Monster Skyline
Para . Parachute regiment . Jump out of air craft lol if you dad drove he would of been RCT then RLC.

18:38
Eddie Monster Skyline
I'm not a big fan of help for Heros . As the money from the sale of items like the cuddle teddy bears t shirts hoddies and other stuff pays wages first then any admin and what Evers left over then gos to the troops. But from what I've seen very little gos to the troops. H4h promised so much when they come out in 2007 but lest than half of what they said would be done has been done. I think they are a big con
4 January

HONEY TRAP
Wow I never knew that, so people are making money out yours and other soldiers bravery. Thats sick! Think I will get my kit off for another forces charity. lol. You jump out of plans for a living? that must be a great feeling. I have never done it myself, always wanted to but hate hights. How old was you when you jumped out of plans and was it scary? was that how you got hurt?


17:16
Eddie Monster Skyline
I was 17 when I did my first jump and I almost shit myself . It was the scariest moment of my life but at the same time one of the best. You would be shocked at how much money h4h keep . Last year it was over 4.8m I know this as I worked for them and when I found out I walked. I'm sure you will find someone to get your kit off for lol. Just don't forget to tell me I want to see the photos lol.


17:53
Eddie Monster Skyline
I was hurt in a ied blast thank god nothing bad but still had to leave because of it. I just thank god I've still both arms and legs unlike others I know
• 5 January

HONEY TRAP
promis to give you a first sight when I do it. What charitys do you help now?

5 January

09:19
Eddie Monster Skyline
I don't do any now but there are a few that I would if need be.
Soldiers of the streets
Army of angles
Both have helped people I know out in the past. And thank you for the first look lol
6 January

HONEY TRAP
lol So hows has your weekend been? just back from a club myself
6 January

09:59
Eddie Monster Skyline
Glad your having fun. Hope you don't have to much of a hang over. X I've just been working on the car all weekend upgrade gear box and a few engine bits ,
6 January

HONEY TRAP
Thanks but did not have much to drink as the club was after a racing promo with a few mates so needed to be on my guard. Quite a few football players who are up their own bums. cant stand them but they think their gods gift and hate it when I turn them down. One kept going on about a party for all three of us at his hotel room. I mean really. so sad!

18:20
Eddie Monster Skyline
Lol that's what money dos to some people just because they can kick a ball for 90 mins every few days they think they think there Heros and people own them everything they want . Sorry to here it was not the best night. You never know your next night out could be .
7 January

HONEY TRAP
I know hate people like that, so up them self. I half could not do what you did in the army. Just been booked on the Santa Pod Raceway Stunt Fest on Saturday 23rd February. Have you been there before?
loads of drifting, monster trucks Looking forward to it already, better get in the gym lol

10:23
Eddie Monster Skyline
I've never been to stunt fest , but been told its very good. But saying that anything at Santa pod apart from the Chav shit is real good. I might go to it if I can get the car up and running by then. As just doing a gearbox upgrade and some new bits for the engine . What you doing there?

HONEY TRAP
, wearing very little freezing and trying to look hot. Its a job but hay it pays the rent! As you are a forces hero I will ask if I can get you vip pass. Would you like that?

13:31
Eddie Monster Skyline
Wow . That would be amazing thank you. I've got a big coat so when I see you I can give you a hug and make sure your warm lol. Who you doing the promo work for ? Just so I know it's you lol
And I'm not a hero. I was doing a job.
7 January

HONEY TRAP
Not sure yet as the contract is with Grid Girls but will know closer the time. You are a hero just jumping out of airoplanes when you was so young is brave. How high up was you when you did your first plane jump btw i saw some army film the other day and it looked like the soldier were miles up, they had breathing masks on looked sexy but, scary!!

17:45
Eddie Monster Skyline
I jumped from around 1000-1200 feet. The ones with the masks are people like sas it called HALO High Altitude Low open that's hardcore stuff.

HONEY TRAP
wow sounds scary. mind you jumping so low must be scary as well wot if your parachute wont open. you can have much time

19:27
Eddie Monster Skyline
The parachute opens as soon as you leave the air craft . It's called static line jumping . So it's almost impossible that it would not open. If for some reason it don't you know with in seconds so you pull your reserve if that don't work you pray and bounces lol

HONEY TRAP
jumping lol how many times did you have jump out of aroplanes was it part of your work or just a fun past time. Sorry im just really impressed with this stuff. better than hearing some jumped up football player go on about himself and how much money he gets!!

19:48
Eddie Monster Skyline
Lol over 8 year I did around 110 jumps I would say half fun and half work. I'm no footballer that's a fact so don't worrie I will not go on about how much money I have or not.

HONEY TRAP
lol wow that is a lot does it get better with each one. I take by some not being fun that you had to jump into war zones and that type of stuff. I must sound boring to what you have done!

22:13
Eddie Monster Skyline
The paras have not jumped into a war zone since 1944 thank god. Most jumps were to be qualified to wear the wing on the uniform. But don't care who you are each jump still gives you the shits lol. But it's still great fun.

22:16
Eddie Monster Skyline
Far from boring . People think , that its easy to walk around half naked and looking amazing but they don't see the other side of it , ie footballers and being cold , standing around for what seems hours. Sometimes I think people like yourself are braver than most as I need a few beers to walk around half naked lol. Unless I'm with the right person
8 January

HONEY TRAP
Aww Thanks that was a nice thing to say babe! It is hard more so when in this weather my nipples do stick out abit. lol
You jump to wear a what on your uniform,a wing? That must be heavy. what did you have to do to get a wing? Sorry it sounds so strange. Hope im not being blonde again.

18:57
Eddie Monster Skyline
You have to do 8 jumps one at night to be able to wear the wings (pic attached) to say you can jump. Plus when you've done it you get extra pay. Called jump pay. Was around £2.500 extra but not sure what it is now. Fingers crossed its not too cold at Santa pod as don't want my eyes poked out by your nipples lol

HONEY TRAP
Cheeky lol I have to put extra padding in but they still push out. it gets the point the product gets ignored and the eyes are on my bits. lol
Wow you jump at night as well how can you see anything that must be really hard to do. They look prity cool. So what made you want to be in the army and do that type of job as it sound like its more risky than what my dad used to.

20:07
Eddie Monster Skyline
I was born into the forces my family were all forces. I went to joking as a mechanic at first and after doing my fitness test I was asked if I would like to go para. The big thing for me was the extra money lol .
Why extra padding ? Sure you don't need chicken fillets lol
9 January

HONEY TRAP
I should hope not. lol Do you have to be more fitter to go in the para then? what did you have to do to prove it? We have to do a fitness test for our work as well and you would be shocked how many unfit girls who do look the part but mainly through just starving themself and cosmetic sugery. Mine are natural btw lol

13:34
Eddie Monster Skyline
Oh yeah you h e to be much fitter . One test is a 1.5 mile in under 9 mins where everyone else has it under 10.5 mins. As a para you do fitness atleast twice a day some times more. I can be leave that some people in your work will do such daft things to get a job
9 January

HONEY TRAP
Oh yes some think fitness is going on a surgons table, under the knife and not eating. I like to work out quite a lot. I do hiking, rock climbing you name it. Did you do rock climbing in the army?

18:34
Eddie Monster Skyline
Once I tryed it didn't get on with it too good lol. Where do you go to do it?
HONEY TRAP
Mostly in the Gym but have done Cumbria and a big-crag route which did scare me half to death.

20:05
Eddie Monster Skyline
Never herd of it. What is it?
10 January

HONEY TRAP
Its Crag Lough near Hadrian’s Wall. Best way to describe it would be to call the rock face having positive edges for food holds with comfortable cracks for leverage to get your hands in. There were loads depended on what skill the instructor thought you could safely do, I did the Handrians Buttress climb. Nice name lol.
What do you have planned for the weekend then?

08:04
Eddie Monster Skyline
This weekend I plan to do nothing lol. Not really. Trying to get my car back on the road so I can get to the international auto show at the nec . Went last year was real good.
What about you? What you going to do this weekend.

HONEY TRAP
lol was you there Nov last year?
I was posing the Lancia Automobili stand


09:09
Eddie Monster Skyline
I was. Gutted I didn't know you back then. Oh we'll plenty more shows to meet you at
HONEY TRAP
Thats mad lol

09:10
Eddie Monster Skyline
Lol you never know we could of stud next to each other and not had a clue

HONEY TRAP
I had to wear this really short black n white tarten skirt with thigh lenght boots and keep bending over the engine making out I did not have clue.
You do get loads of perves to those shows who are not there for the reason of the venue


09:53
Eddie Monster Skyline
I don't blame them when there's someone like you almost wearing a skirt lol.

HONEY TRAP
Cheeky. I would show you a picture but don't want to come across as a tart. I suppose its bit like you and the Army. Its a job and not necessary you completely. Would that be a good way to put it?

12:38
Eddie Monster Skyline
Yeah I would say its a good way of saying it. And there's no way you could be called a tart. I believe if you've got it and happy with it then why not show it.

19:18
Eddie Monster Skyline
Lol that's not good. Why were they trying to do? And how did you find out? Didn't think you could find out untill it was to late. Or I'm just no clued up. My account got hacked a few year ago had some funny photos put up and the status were a bit messed up lol
13 January

HONEY TRAP
Some random poster talking crap. Its the suspicious woman in me. lol
Hay I was thinking about you last night when I was walking home. It was really cold and I was wondering how cold it must have been when you was parachute jumping. Was it cold higher up?
13 January

11:45
Eddie Monster Skyline
Yeah it's cold but you've got all your kit on and the wait to jump keeps you warm lol nice to know people think of me lol
HONEY TRAP
lol I only had a small black dress on. You said you have to wait to jump. why is that?

13:04
Eddie Monster Skyline
The aircraft has to get to the DZ (drop zone) so your sat waiting for take off then you wait for the load master to say get up then you all stand wait for the tail door to open or side door (depends on how many jump) then you wait for the green light, once it's lite you all start to walk to the doors and jump. Small black dress? Emmm sounds nice lol
13 January

HONEY TRAP
Yes if you are nice I mite even treat you to a photo. Wont you get sucked in by the jets going out of the side

17:08
Eddie Monster Skyline
Cool. And no as the aircraft has no jets google c130 plus you jump from behind the wings lol .
I promise to be nice lol.

HONEY TRAP
Wow what's a c130? never heard of it before. Its great hearing your stories you must have so many. I do a lot of time line crystal mythology. Its a sort of linear plane life span thing. For example the first time I had sex you could have been having your first beer and I would be able to work out that day of that beer. lol Don't ask...yet. lol
So if I was ask you when or what year and month you did your first parachute jump I sould be able to say what I was doing and its a special time in your line I should be able to guess that day you did that special first jump by what I was doing around the same time. Its a connection thing. Go on try me. lol

18:52
Eddie Monster Skyline
Ok. My first jump was on 19th April 1996 you were just at school lol

19:41
Eddie Monster Skyline
I sill want my photo lol
14 January

HONEY TRAP
Hay I dont even know your real name. Yes I was at school so must have been in RE class at the time. lol Its snowing here how about your place?
I found my dads army number on a army photo 23759661. did you get a number or is that old stuff now?

10:54
Eddie Monster Skyline
Lol my real name is Eddie Edwards . And yeah every one gets a number that's how they know who's who and who to pay . My number was 24929558
We had a bit of snow but then it started to rain so was not happy , wanted to play in the snow lol
17 January

18:35
Eddie Monster Skyline
Hope your ok. Not had any questions for the last few days lol. Don't forget it's going to snow so if you di go out in your little dress I want a photo to prove it. Lol

HONEY TRAP
Hi Sorry been at work craming in before the snow. You will have send me your email addy and if you are good boy I will send you a nice pic. As long as you dont go posting it around, You are a nice boy I hope!

19:26
Eddie Monster Skyline
Promise I will not post it around . Think it's out of order if people do that. How bad is the snow where you are? It's just started here and I've got to put the gearbox back in my car tomorrow on my drive(oh the joys) lol

Sunday
HONEY TRAP
Hi Eddie. Can I call you that? It suits you btw. Was on a glam shot last night had a few cheeky pics taken for Nuts Mag. If you are a very very good boy I might give you a sneak peek before it goes out next month :) I spoke to the editer about you last night as well he siad he wanted to do something about the paras are you intrested? I could hook you up if you want?

12:17
Eddie Monster Skyline
I am a good boy lol you can call me Eddie or what ever you want to call me. Lol. I've been away from the regt now for 8 year so don't have anything really to do with them. But in sure I can put him in contact with someone . What sort of shoot did you do for nuts?

HONEY TRAP
Will show you later. I think he wanted to just chat with someone who has been out of the Army for a while so you would fit the bill just right. It would be amazing if you was on teh same mag as me.

13:19
Eddie Monster Skyline
I'm happy to do that

HONEY TRAP
Shall I send dave your email address? Oh sorry babe His name is Dave. What ever you do dont tell him im going to send you a pic before its put in the magazine. I would be in bad troubs for it. Is that ok hun?

13:54
Eddie Monster Skyline
That's ok Hun . I promised not to tell nor show anyone. And yeah by all means past my email over to him. What's the worse that could happen lol

HONEY TRAP
He is Gay btw but I dont think he will hit on you. lol Hope not pmsl

HONEY TRAP
Hi you
Dave is very keen he just told me he sent an Email

17:02
Eddie Monster Skyline
So do I lol I've just got his email when I get five mins I will reply with the info he has asked.


17:23
Eddie Monster Skyline
He said in the email you wouldn't shut up about me. Lol thought me ears were on fire.

Monday
HONEY TRAP
nice, not like most men I meet ;)
chat to that is

17:49
Eddie Monster Skyline
Good glad to here that. Anyway how's you ? What you done over the weekend with all the snow ? Bet you've been a big kid building snowmen lol.

21:59
Eddie Monster Skyline
Just been looking at your photos on here and really can't wait to see a more upto date photo as your really cute. Hope you don't mind me saying so. Oh btw Dave has now all the info and a few photos for nuts. Thank you. X
Tuesday

HONEY TRAP
Thank you. Im blushing now. lol How did you get on with Dave in the end?

Would this be the same Jenny who flirted with that poor Ex SF Solja " Dave Reeve", who had his dog-tags nicked after being burgled?
 
So just to clarify - you went to all this effort and didn't even get your leg over at the end of it?
 
M

Mark The Convict

Guest
'the closest McAuley had come to frontline troops was preparing their meals as an Army cook'

He's a killer all right, was his nickname 'Borgia'?
 

waffen

Old-Salt
Hang on...the original article is about Jim Maculey, but the rest of the post is about Eddie Edwards? Who are we burning at the stake today?

The OP has confused two separate walts . Eddie Edwards was caught out by the Walter Mitty Hunters Club on Facebook.
 
If, as a result of embroidering the truth somewhat, you managed to get a shag, would you really care what an Internet Lynch Mob thought about it?

ACAB...I think we ve all at some stage over egged our esteemed military service to some what loosen the knicker elastic..even though i have used, being lead scout on a macDonalds litter patrol and an Egyptian PT instructor with good results.....but its different when you carry on the farce after you ve crawled out of the pit of the horror you ve just shagged and you are leaving the council estate at RLI quick march pace..so no one sees you!
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
ACAB...I think we ve all at some stage over egged our esteemed military service to some what loosen the knicker elastic..even though i have used, being lead scout on a macDonalds litter patrol and an Egyptian PT instructor with good results.....but its different when you carry on the farce after you ve crawled out of the pit of the horror you ve just shagged and you are leaving the council estate at RLI quick march pace..so no one sees you!

Let's be clear here - are you suggesting that I didn't chew through the hull of the Tirpitz with my bare hands?
 

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