Thanks Freddie! Top bowler.

Discussion in 'Sports, Adventure Training and Events' started by lsquared, Feb 16, 2009.

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  1. I'm ready for the 'incoming', but good old 'Freddie' is more of a No. 8 or 9 in Test cricket.

    That said, he has scored runs in Tests: 3525 at an average of 32.

    32 better than me I admit, but..........................

    This superb man is a bowler! He is not, and will never be, an All-rounder.

    OK! Slag me!
  2. Oh! No!

    He can't bowl!

    Why do we as a nation of 'sports' lovers' build these guys up to an unsustainable level? Why did Trueman, Bedser, Statham, Tyson and others not 'crack-up' so often?

    No sport in Bliar's schools? Too many 'fitness gurus'? What a load of (in my case Gin-filled) rubbish.

    Thank God these overpaid, inconsequential ninnies, were not the REAL MEN who fought their way into Normandy and beyond! If they were, we would all have been speaking GERMAN!
  3. Have you thought about upping your dossage?
  4. Does that mean he should get more kip? :D