Thank you to whoever exposed that nasty little creature Darren Clark!

#1
I refer to the following thread:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/159942-look-****-without-laughing-25.html#post3681629

Thankyou for exposing this dirty little beast!

My little girl was a sociology student at the University of Essex and a similar thing happened to her.

She met a young man from the Army at a bar in Colchester and invited him back to her student room on Avon Way.

He then commited vile acts of depravity with her and left in the middle of the night but not after defacating in her handbag.

She has not been able to contact him since but the CSA is eager to trace him as she gave birth to a little bouncing baby boy as a result of this encounter.

He is a sweet little boy and we have named him "Boris".

So if anybody knows this soldier please ask him to get in touch as Boris needs a daddy.
 
#4
I refer to the following thread:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/159942-look-****-without-laughing-25.html#post3681629

Thankyou for exposing this dirty little beast!

My little girl was a sociology student at the University of Essex and a similar thing happened to her.

She met a young man from the Army at a bar in Colchester and invited him back to her student room on Avon Way.

He then commited vile acts of depravity with her and left in the middle of the night but not after defacating in her handbag.

She has not been able to contact him since but the CSA is eager to trace him as she gave birth to a little bouncing baby boy as a result of this encounter.

He is a sweet little boy and we have named him "Boris".

So if anybody knows this soldier please ask him to get in touch as Boris needs a daddy.
Did he do anything that may set him apart from the rest of the Army or RN?
 
#5
#6
Your daughter is a slutty hooer for shagging on a first date and at least the arrival of 'Boris' has hopefully prevented her persuing her sockpuppet sociology degree! Now she can do something useful with her life like flipping burgers or collecting bottle tops!
 
M

Mark The Convict

Guest
#7
'He then commited vile acts of depravity with her and left in the middle of the night but not after defacating in her handbag'

So he didn't shit in her Birkin? I thought you said he was depraved? He passed up a perfect opportunity, the lightweight.
 
#9
Oh scrap that....no condom so she'll probably die of AIDS or go mad from syphilis before she can be useful! Bugger!
 
#11
Oh get fucking real. Everbody knows that during deployments garrison towns become shagfest centres. Half the wives are out putting about, If there is a teenage daughter available then wampo.
 
#12
I refer to the following thread:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/159942-look-****-without-laughing-25.html#post3681629

Thankyou for exposing this dirty little beast!

My little girl was a sociology student at the University of Essex and a similar thing happened to her.

She met a young man from the Army at a bar in Colchester and invited him back to her student room on Avon Way.

He then commited vile acts of depravity with her and left in the middle of the night but not after defacating in her handbag.

She has not been able to contact him since but the CSA is eager to trace him as she gave birth to a little bouncing baby boy as a result of this encounter.

He is a sweet little boy and we have named him "Boris".

So if anybody knows this soldier please ask him to get in touch as Boris needs a daddy.
Ihave a feeling this willbe printed off and hung in a Mess somewhere, there will also be a trophy where deed's are relived, this lad is fucking LEGEND!
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#13
I thought April Foolls Day was yesterday, nice try though, just 24 hours late.
 
L

Lechies

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#17
Hmmm, shitting in her handbag, sounds like my MO, tell me, did she say after I had penetrated her with my penis, she had the same sensation as she would have giving birth backwards? If she does't possess a wrecked grumbler that resembles a basking sharks mouth, then it has nothing to do with me.
 
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