Thank god for survival training......

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Minxy, Dec 13, 2006.

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  1. Thankfully I did a long weekend of survival training, the moggy kicked the bucket this week and with the help of this useful information leaflet I now am the proud owner of my very own slightly tyre damaged Heres Kitty handbag!!!



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  2. Nice find, minxy. :D :D

    You will find if you skin a live cat, it comes off easier and has a more fresh feel to it.

    If you choose the dog route, go for something like an Afghan hound. Labradors are crap unless you want to make a fur covered space hopper.
     
  3. Tried that flashy, live cat skinning, the fucking neighbours were complaining about the pitiful wailing from the cat :roll: gave me the shakes but ever resourceful I now have a new pasta drainer! Im almost 100% sure the damp cat smell will go with use.

    Afgan niiiiiiiiice, bit high maintenance though, greyhound for that smoother, sleeker finish?
     
  4. Crikey I nearly had kittens while looking at that :roll:
     
  5. I'll bet it tasted like chicken too...
     
  6. I thought the phrase was "cat out of the bag" not "bag out of the cat".
     
  7. sick fucks
     
  8. Ahh, blood-soaked rabbit skin hats. Mmmmmm

    For the benefit of any journos, all members of HM armed forces have the greatest of respect for fluffy creatures and abhor violence towards any kind of life.