Thank God for Beer - Man peed way out of avalanche

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Ozgerbobble, Jan 31, 2005.

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  1. Ingeniuos.............. :wink:
  2. As an erstwhile member of the Canvey Island Mountain Rescue Team, I and many others in this locale have been training for this rôle for many a year.
  3. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    In the words of the great Philosopher Homer (Simpson):

    "Beer - is there anything it can't do?"
  4. Ingenious! See, they complain about how bad beers is for ya but it saved his life!!! :D

  5. This is possibly the best story ive heard. Ever
  6. I have a similar story.

    I went to bed once with a crate of strong continental lager. After 14 or 15 bottles I realised that I was pinned down by the quilt.

    I thought I would die.

    Luckily, my bladder was full and I was able let go in spectacular fashion. The sheer volume of liquid carried me out of the bed and into the Gents. After a quick rinse and gargle I was able to return to my bed and finish off the booze.

    Heroic, I thnk you'll agree.