Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Ozgerbobble, Jan 31, 2005.
As an erstwhile member of the Canvey Island Mountain Rescue Team, I and many others in this locale have been training for this rÃ´le for many a year.
In the words of the great Philosopher Homer (Simpson):
"Beer - is there anything it can't do?"
Ingenious! See, they complain about how bad beers is for ya but it saved his life!!!
GET DRINKING - BEER IS OFFICIALLY GOOD FOR YA!
This is possibly the best story ive heard. Ever
I have a similar story.
I went to bed once with a crate of strong continental lager. After 14 or 15 bottles I realised that I was pinned down by the quilt.
I thought I would die.
Luckily, my bladder was full and I was able let go in spectacular fashion. The sheer volume of liquid carried me out of the bed and into the Gents. After a quick rinse and gargle I was able to return to my bed and finish off the booze.
Heroic, I thnk you'll agree.
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