Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Fablonbiffchitthe1st, Dec 20, 2012.

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  1. The Government have put aside 80 million quid for Thalidomide survivors. About time they stumped up.
  2. I'd give an arm and a leg for a payout like that.
  3. my mate is big in the world of thalidomide porn....he's got an arm like a babys cock.
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  4. That actually had me laughing OF.
  5. Timely - I'm just about to open the smallest pub in the world...

    The Thalidomide Arms
  6. I've just interviewed a thalidomide afflicted lass as a new secretary. Of course the first question I asked was, "How's your shorthand?"
  7. This reminds me.
    I must get round to watching kung fu flid.

    Phone app signatures are wank!
  8. The thalidomide afflicted actor was stoked to get a guest role on a television show.

    Then he found out it was 'Flipper'.
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  9. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    My wife lost her legs to thalidomide she was fairly short when she stood up but still, at least she was head height.
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