thalidomide

#1
reading some of the flid posts on here got me wondering if there were things that thalidomide victims can't do. So far I've got:
Play the trombone,
Shot Putt
Tennis
Snooker could be difficult
Play the double bass
Do bookies "Tic-Tac" signs

Any other suggestions?

Yes, my life is THAT empty.....
 
#2
presstotalk said:
reading some of the flid posts on here got me wondering if there were things that thalidomide victims can't do. So far I've got:
Play the trombone,
Shot Putt
Tennis
Snooker could be difficult
Play the double bass
Do bookies "Tic-Tac" signs

Any other suggestions?

Yes, my life is THAT empty.....
My sisters a thalidomide victim, come and say that to her face.
 
#4
Ace, two mongs for the price of one.

Do you have a spelling checker, or are your head dobbers broken?
 
#7
You lot wouldn't think it so funny if you had to wipe her bum every day.
 
#8
smudge67 said:
Think of the positives. You'll never have to lick a stamp again.
I didn't laugh at that. Much.

You need to check your voicemail for a husky slug wetting herself laughing.
 
#10
I have no problems with the public humiliation and degradation of the disabled and unfortunate, but this smacks of trying a bit too hard. Come back when you've got a bit of material and/or some good photos to share.
 
#12
Kirkz said:
RangeStew said:
You lot wouldn't think it so funny if you had to wipe her bum every day.
That's what Bidets are for!
We can't afford to keep repairing the Bidet, it gets used so much. We could do with an industrial strength one. it's not funny.
 
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#13
RangeStew said:
Kirkz said:
RangeStew said:
You lot wouldn't think it so funny if you had to wipe her bum every day.
That's what Bidets are for!
We can't afford to keep repairing the Bidet, it gets used so much. We could do with an industrial strength one. it's not funny.
Try a stripped down twin tub washing machine!
PS. I'm not laughing!!
 
#14
On a (semi) serious note, the Thalidomide thing struck kids born 1966-1967 I think, as in my class at primary school there were 3 kids with various degrees of physical deformity. Don't start. One girl had feet shaped like triangles. Two lads had deformed fingers - one just had a single finger in the middle of the hand (ideal in later life for driving - flicking the bird was never so easy), and the other had malteser shaped round jobbies.

They were great kids and I never remember any bullying, just curiosity. The funniest thing though was that there was a special school next door for mentally handicapped kids. Of course, we had to pass this on the way to school trips in our way to swim etc, and kids being kids, we mercillessly ripped the piss. The worst offenders? You got it. "Stumpy" and "Finger"... I'll never forget the irony of two thalidomide victims doing "mong" impressions to the poor unfortunates in the special school. Bless them. They would have made great squaddies...
 
#15
Imagine if it was still common place? How the f*ck would the Chavs manage?

"Yeah, whatever...talk to the haaaannn........oh f*ck, er, talk to the face then"
 
#16
Hear about the thalidomide pornstar? He had an arm like a baby's cock.



TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Fugly

ADC
DirtyBAT
#17
Hmmmmmm. First post, and straight into a mong thread?

The naturally suspicious bugger that I am suspects that this is a honey trap to encourage the usual round of mong jokes, then somewhere in media land someone will get outraged on someone elses behalf, and the CO's will have a snotty email turn up, along with another visit from the fun police.
 
#18
jarrod248 said:
Apologies, I think i'm confusing it with multiple myeloma, but I could have read it somewhere.
Low dose Naltrexone has definitely been used for MS, but we only have 50mg tablets here.
Thalidamide has long been used in the Third World very effectively for Leprosy with its use restricted to males. Inevitably women of child bearing age have been able to get hold of the drug with the same awful results that were seen in the UK in the 60's. Thalidamide is an extremely potent and useful drug it is the side effects that give such terrible problems.
 
#19
Fugly said:
Hmmmmmm. First post, and straight into a mong thread?

The naturally suspicious bugger that I am suspects that this is a honey trap to encourage the usual round of mong jokes, then somewhere in media land someone will get outraged on someone elses behalf, and the CO's will have a snotty email turn up, along with another visit from the fun police.
Who cares? Spacker jokes are great for morale.
 
#20
Fugly said:
Hmmmmmm. First post, and straight into a mong thread?

The naturally suspicious bugger that I am suspects that this is a honey trap to encourage the usual round of mong jokes, then somewhere in media land someone will get outraged on someone elses behalf, and the CO's will have a snotty email turn up, along with another visit from the fun police.
That is precisely what I thought. Does semm fishy for a "first post".
 
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