Thailand, Phuket next week anyone ther up for a drink?

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bokkatankie

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#1
I will be in Phuket, Kata Beach next week. Never done an ARRSE get together but anyone up for it I am!

Suggest Wednesday as a good night no idea which bar but I am sure locals know the score.
 

Ravers

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#2
Top idea, let's organise a piss up 2 continents away with only a week's notice.

Anyone fancy smoking a little skunk with me in Rio de Janeiro tomorrow night?
 

TheIronDuke

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#3
Kata beach is it? Karon is better and less crowded. At Kata the locals are mostly fat Germans and obnoxious Russians and a bunch of rice burners. They are to 'knowing the score' what Adolf Hitler was to low fat yogurt.

If nobody turns up hook a TukTuk over to Ka Jok See in Takua Po in old Phuket town. Tell them the Lovely Iron Duke sent you. And pick up the £20 the bastards owe me.

That said, there is a canny Reggae bar right up the left hand end of Kata (as you face the sea), under the cliffs. If you happen by, ask the ******* for the £20 they owe me? And tell them to get a ******* haircut. Cheers.
 
#4
I will be in Phuket, Kata Beach next week. Never done an ARRSE get together but anyone up for it I am!

Suggest Wednesday as a good night no idea which bar but I am sure locals know the score.
Bokka - drop me a pm if you are in Bangers.
Phuket is pretty grim nowadays, let alone in the rainy season.
Have fun debt collecting for His Grace.
totsiens
Rhodie
 
#5
Visited Phuket in 2003 or 4... maybe 2.

Wasn't it washed away in the tsunami? Has it changed much?

There is a courtyard in where there are about 20 little bars (market stall style) where the girls will play daft games lke ludo and snap and what not with you whilst you drink.

Don't go to the boxing bouts in the pubs... they are prety much all staged and the boxers come around to get money. Go to the boxing arena, complete with Mos Eisly Canteena style band during the fisty and footy cuffs.
 
#6
We all know Phuket is pronounced as FOOKIT, and only because the resort down the road is called "Bollox to this"
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
There is a courtyard in where there are about 20 little bars (market stall style) where the girls will play daft games lke ludo and snap and what not with you whilst you drink.
Just over the road from the beach? I used to love that place. Posh Bird would be deep into teaching the bar girls how to do proper French Nails and I would be teaching them the three card trick. All quietly giggling when some fat German **** waddled in looking for a shag.

There is a canny Lookout Bar up the road south - the furthest one does some mean reggae. Good for watching the sunset. **** knows what it is with the Thais at Kata and reggae. It is not like Trenchtown is next door, is it?
 

jarrod248

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#9
I'd not go back to Phuket, there's much nicer places. I was tucked away at Sala resort but driving around Phuket it's not so good.
 

Command_doh

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#10
Ironically, the Missus is flying back to Siam on Monday, but I'm staying here this time to save a bit of dough. Not been back this year, and kind of missing it. Might try to get out there before rainy season 2013.

Enioy yourself!
 
#12
Top idea, let's organise a piss up 2 continents away with only a week's notice.

Anyone fancy smoking a little skunk with me in Rio de Janeiro tomorrow night?

JJH managed it

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goatrutar

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#14
Top idea, let's organise a piss up 2 continents away with only a week's notice.

Anyone fancy smoking a little skunk with me in Rio de Janeiro tomorrow night?
As long as its bush weed and not that nasty hydro shit.
 
#15
Ironically, the Missus is flying back to Siam on Monday, but I'm staying here this time to save a bit of dough. Not been back this year, and kind of missing it. Might try to get out there before rainy season 2013.

Enioy yourself!
Cant you hack village life in Isaan???
 

Command_doh

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#16
Keep sending money like the rest of her boyfriends do.
Can't be ******* arsed to retort when you plainly can't read (or recall salient points) time and time again.

I think it stopped being funny the 10th or so time you made the same joke. Oh well....

and as for the Isaan comment - yes I've been there before, but none of my wife's family are from the region. Unless Bangkok has mysteriously moved itself to the North East recently.
 
#17
Can't be ******* arsed to retort when you plainly can't read (or recall salient points) time and time again.

I think it stopped being funny the 10th or so time you made the same joke. Oh well....

and as for the Isaan comment - yes I've been there before, but none of my wife's family are from the region. Unless Bangkok has mysteriously moved itself to the North East recently.

Erm, that sounded like a bit of a retort!

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#18
Can't be ******* arsed to retort when you plainly can't read (or recall salient points) time and time again.

I think it stopped being funny the 10th or so time you made the same joke. Oh well....

and as for the Isaan comment - yes I've been there before, but none of my wife's family are from the region. Unless Bangkok has mysteriously moved itself to the North East recently.
Wow a real thai from bangkok not many of them about lol, what area are her family from??if you dontmind me asking
 
#19
Top idea, let's organise a piss up 2 continents away with only a week's notice.

Anyone fancy smoking a little skunk with me in Rio de Janeiro tomorrow night?
You'd be surprised old fruity. It so happens that I will there from next Thursday onwards for a week or so. Bang Tao Bay in the Northwest of Phuket. I actually did know that BT was going to be there and we had a plan to perhaps meet up.

So there.
 
#20
So even on the other side of the world it'll probably still be better attended than the infamous Manc crawl!

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