TGIF

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Il Pirata, Aug 31, 2012.

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  1. I don’t normally get poets days, but in 30 minutes I will be fucking off out of here and driving from Aberdeen back to York for a week to see my family (surprise visit) and I can’t flippin wait. Feel like a little kid, haven’t been down in ages, well happy.

    Happy poets day arrsers, and enjoy yer weekend! Anyone else off anywhere different?
    :)
     
  2. Fuck off.
     
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  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I might go for a shite later. Might. Might not. Cant decide.
     
  4. I'm off to see the wizard.
     
  5. He is, to York in about 20 mins!
     
  6. I've been off work since last Wednesday :)
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Might have a wank!
     
  8. Off for one now, Terry Turtle is trying to make his presence known.
     
  9. I trust you'll be going for a pint of the strong stuff in "The house of trembling madness" in York? And to eye up some fit totty in Vodka Revolution?
     
  10. Ey, Ey why'd yer keep phoning me when you're on the lash? Ey I'll be there in an hour. Don't mess with me lar.
     
  11. I've been off work since 27th July. A broken leg still means I've another 3 weeks to go :razz:
     
  12. i hope you get gangrene
     
  13. While i'm not bailing from this shithole in Manchester until 1630 I will be exploring the tonsils of my new(ish) girlfriend with my swollen purple beastie sometime tomorrow night. She's given me a night off tonight so i can replen my spud sack. Cannae wait.
     
  14. Hey If those para olympians can get off their arrses.....so can you, you lazy fucker!!
     
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  15. I hope ATOS rape him.