Texts you shouldnt have to send

#2
Beans_Boots_n_Brows said:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/

A lot of funnies in there. Whats the worst you have sent ?
Dear Beans n bottle tops, stop boring me, you smell funny and your mam dresses you funny. I do like that frock though.

The End, by Dale aged 12 xxx
 
#3
oh dear somones been on the sauce
 
#4
The_Snail said:
Beans_Boots_n_Brows said:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/

A lot of funnies in there. Whats the worst you have sent ?
Dear Beans n bottle tops, stop boring me, you smell funny and your mam dresses you funny. I do like that frock though.

The End, by Dale aged 12 xxx
12 you say? I didn't know that the ZX Spectrum could send texts in those days. I was limited to the Pong game.
 
#5
Contrarian said:
The_Snail said:
Beans_Boots_n_Brows said:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/

A lot of funnies in there. Whats the worst you have sent ?
Dear Beans n bottle tops, stop boring me, you smell funny and your mam dresses you funny. I do like that frock though.

The End, by Dale aged 12 xxx
12 you say? I didn't know that the ZX Spectrum could send texts in those days. I was limited to the Pong game.
I can do magic too.
 
#6
The_Snail said:
Contrarian said:
The_Snail said:
Beans_Boots_n_Brows said:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/

A lot of funnies in there. Whats the worst you have sent ?
Dear Beans n bottle tops, stop boring me, you smell funny and your mam dresses you funny. I do like that frock though.

The End, by Dale aged 12 xxx
12 you say? I didn't know that the ZX Spectrum could send texts in those days. I was limited to the Pong game.
I can do magic too.
So can this guy, but then..."You'll like it, but not a lot"
 
#7
"YOU LOCKED ME IN THE CAR YOU FCUKING MONG"
 
#9
Ever since I discovered that my SMS texting device allows to me hold an actual conversation with someone I have lost all interest in text messages ;-)
 
#10
JonnoJonno said:
Beans_Boots_n_Brows said:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/
Worth a bump for those bored and looking to kill an hour. Some classics in there
We aren't allowed to listen to you, you naughty naughty O2 thief :D
 
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#13
I was seeing a girl with the same name as my ex so I kept sending my ex messages that were supposed to go to this other girl. Not a good ideaaaa. Always when you're drunk eh..
 
#14
JonnoJonno said:
futurebootie said:
JonnoJonno said:
Beans_Boots_n_Brows said:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/
Worth a bump for those bored and looking to kill an hour. Some classics in there
We aren't allowed to listen to you, you naughty naughty O2 thief :D
You're allowed to listen, but expressly forbidden to respond. Looks like you fcked up there :wink: :D
This never happened. :wink:
I wonder if this violation of the rules will get me an O2 tag, coz that would be just gay...

Ooops :roll:
 
#15
(443): So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
 
#16
gdm.bizkit said:
I was seeing a girl with the same name as my ex so I kept sending my ex messages that were supposed to go to this other girl. Not a good ideaaaa. Always when you're drunk eh..
What's the chances of both your birds being called 'mum' eh? Fancy that.
 
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