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Text blows up suicide bomber by accident

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Snoreador

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#1
This made me chuckle. P.15 of the Telegraph today.

"A suicide bomber...was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early...

Security services believe a message from her mobile operator wishing her a happy new year...triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house."

Whoops. How sad. Happy new year!
 
#6
This made me chuckle. P.15 of the Telegraph today.

"A suicide bomber...was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early...

Security services believe a message from her mobile operator wishing her a happy new year...triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house."

Whoops. How sad. Happy new year!

My thoughts exactly, pity it doesn't happen a bit more often!!!
 
#9
If a male suicide-bomber can expect 20 Virgins awaiting him in heaven when he martyrs himself what the feck does Allah have in store for female suicide-bombers?
 
#12
(5 mins previous, in Salahs' mums' house):

Salahs' mum: "Mmm, the tagine is nearly done, I wonder what time our kid's getting home, I know, I'll text her."

Salahs' digs: (da-da der-der da-da, da-da der BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG)
 
#17
If a male suicide-bomber can expect 20 Virgins awaiting him in heaven when he martyrs himself what the feck does Allah have in store for female suicide-bombers?
Bigeye I raised this question myself...

Maybe there are 20 female bombers to every male, all virgin?
Seems like a raw deal for female suicide bombers. The least they should get is 20 experienced males to every female. Would be quite an incentive.
 

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