Text blows up suicide bomber by accident

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#1
This made me chuckle. P.15 of the Telegraph today.

"A suicide bomber...was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early...

Security services believe a message from her mobile operator wishing her a happy new year...triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house."

Whoops. How sad. Happy new year!
 
#6
This made me chuckle. P.15 of the Telegraph today.

"A suicide bomber...was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early...

Security services believe a message from her mobile operator wishing her a happy new year...triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house."

Whoops. How sad. Happy new year!

My thoughts exactly, pity it doesn't happen a bit more often!!!
 
#7
class,I'll never moan about spamtexts again
 
#9
If a male suicide-bomber can expect 20 Virgins awaiting him in heaven when he martyrs himself what the feck does Allah have in store for female suicide-bombers?
 
#11
Maybe there are 20 female bombers to every male, all virgin?
You might be on to something there. Some of the female martyrs may well have been kicking around in heaven for some time mind.
Hymen intact but rather saggy.
 
#12
(5 mins previous, in Salahs' mums' house):

Salahs' mum: "Mmm, the tagine is nearly done, I wonder what time our kid's getting home, I know, I'll text her."

Salahs' digs: (da-da der-der da-da, da-da der BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG)
 
#16
It's good to talk....
 
#17
If a male suicide-bomber can expect 20 Virgins awaiting him in heaven when he martyrs himself what the feck does Allah have in store for female suicide-bombers?
Bigeye I raised this question myself...

Maybe there are 20 female bombers to every male, all virgin?
Seems like a raw deal for female suicide bombers. The least they should get is 20 experienced males to every female. Would be quite an incentive.
 

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