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Text blows up suicide bomber by accident

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Snoreador, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Snoreador

    Snoreador Old-Salt

    This made me chuckle. P.15 of the Telegraph today.

    "A suicide bomber...was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early...

    Security services believe a message from her mobile operator wishing her a happy new year...triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house."

    Whoops. How sad. Happy new year!
     
    Snoreador, Jan 27, 2011
    #1
  2. dave987

    dave987 Old-Salt

    dave987, Jan 27, 2011
    #2
  3. bullet_catcher

    bullet_catcher LE

    Ha ha.

    So, might it be an idea to send regular messages to all mobile phones?
     
    bullet_catcher, Jan 27, 2011
    #3
  4. Jebote

    Jebote War Hero

    As Achmed said "new guy"!
     
    Jebote, Jan 27, 2011
    #4
  5. T_M_H

    T_M_H Old-Salt

    Brilliant.

    it's almost what irony was designed for!
     
    T_M_H, Jan 27, 2011
    #5
  6. ex_colonial

    ex_colonial LE


    My thoughts exactly, pity it doesn't happen a bit more often!!!
     
    ex_colonial, Jan 27, 2011
    #6
  7. mrrandom

    mrrandom LE

    class,I'll never moan about spamtexts again
     
    mrrandom, Jan 27, 2011
    #7
  8. Le_addeur_noir

    Le_addeur_noir LE

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah and so on..........
     
    Le_addeur_noir, Jan 27, 2011
    #8
  9. bigeye

    bigeye LE

    If a male suicide-bomber can expect 20 Virgins awaiting him in heaven when he martyrs himself what the feck does Allah have in store for female suicide-bombers?
     
    bigeye, Jan 27, 2011
    #9
  10. Snoreador

    Snoreador Old-Salt

    Maybe there are 20 female bombers to every male, all virgin?
     
    Snoreador, Jan 27, 2011
    #10
  11. bigeye

    bigeye LE

    You might be on to something there. Some of the female martyrs may well have been kicking around in heaven for some time mind.
    Hymen intact but rather saggy.
     
    bigeye, Jan 27, 2011
    #11
  12. bluntslane

    bluntslane LE

    (5 mins previous, in Salahs' mums' house):

    Salahs' mum: "Mmm, the tagine is nearly done, I wonder what time our kid's getting home, I know, I'll text her."

    Salahs' digs: (da-da der-der da-da, da-da der BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG)
     
    bluntslane, Jan 27, 2011
    #12
  13. sunami

    sunami LE

    Their hymens would be wrecked tho'.
     
    sunami, Jan 27, 2011
    #13
  14. fairy_nuff

    fairy_nuff LE

    "Thank you for topping up pay and go. Sorry you have not won the competition"
     
    fairy_nuff, Jan 27, 2011
    #14
  16. lsquared

    lsquared LE

    Ha fvcking ha!
     
    lsquared, Jan 27, 2011
    #15
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