Text blows up suicide bomber by accident

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  1. This made me chuckle. P.15 of the Telegraph today.

    "A suicide bomber...was killed when an unexpected text message set off her bomb too early...

    Security services believe a message from her mobile operator wishing her a happy new year...triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house."

    Whoops. How sad. Happy new year!
  2. Ha ha.

    So, might it be an idea to send regular messages to all mobile phones?
  3. As Achmed said "new guy"!
  4. Brilliant.

    it's almost what irony was designed for!

  5. My thoughts exactly, pity it doesn't happen a bit more often!!!
  6. class,I'll never moan about spamtexts again
  7. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah and so on..........
  8. If a male suicide-bomber can expect 20 Virgins awaiting him in heaven when he martyrs himself what the feck does Allah have in store for female suicide-bombers?
  9. Maybe there are 20 female bombers to every male, all virgin?
  10. You might be on to something there. Some of the female martyrs may well have been kicking around in heaven for some time mind.
    Hymen intact but rather saggy.
  11. (5 mins previous, in Salahs' mums' house):

    Salahs' mum: "Mmm, the tagine is nearly done, I wonder what time our kid's getting home, I know, I'll text her."

    Salahs' digs: (da-da der-der da-da, da-da der BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG)
  12. Their hymens would be wrecked tho'.
  13. "Thank you for topping up pay and go. Sorry you have not won the competition"
  14. Ha fvcking ha!