Texas Sheriff

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by PFGEN, Dec 14, 2011.

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  1. A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

    The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

    Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?"

    "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'
     
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  2. Your jokes are shit
     
  3. Wow , you sir are a retarded unfunny mong!. Over.