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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
    and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every
    way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
    that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
    years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
    regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
    underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
    else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
    soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
    couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
    wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
    life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
    ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
    I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
    reached the top she slipped her panties down from under her short skirt and
    threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,
    then turned and went straight to the front door.
    I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
    towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
    eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
    little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
    The moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car
  2. Outstanding!
  3. PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Hahahaha bloody brilliant.

    Makes you wonder what the dad would have done if the guy did go upstairs!
  5. Damn, must remember to keep them there in future!!!!
  6. Watch?
  7. Why would anyone want Salt & Pepper shakers in their car?

    lol :p