I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every
way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she slipped her panties down from under her short skirt and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car
Hahahaha bloody brilliant.

Makes you wonder what the dad would have done if the guy did go upstairs!
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