Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by scruff_1, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy in hospital, sitting in bed with oxygen mas on when in walks young trainee nurse.

    Tell me nurse says the bloke "are my testicles black?"

    I don't know says the nurse I'm only here to give you a wash from the waist up.

    Please nurse I need to know "are my testicles black".

    The nurse now feeling a little sorry for him and concernedthat his blood presuuer my rise due to the worry decidie to take a look.

    She pulld back the covers, took his dick in one hand and balls in the other. "they are fine Sir you have noiothing to worry about there".

    The guy sits up, removes his oxygen mask and says to the nurse" that was very nice but are my test resluts back?"