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Bloke in hospital. Lying there with an oxygen mask on.

Young trainee nurse comes in. Bloke says “Nurse are my testicals black”.

A little embarrassed the Nurse tells him she does not know, she is only there to wash his top half.

I have to know are my testicals black he says again.

Feeling a little concerned that the worry may raise his blood pressure she lifts his blanket.

She take his dick in one hand and his nuts in the other. “They are fine sir” she tells him.

The bloke sits up removes his mask and says, that was very nice but ……..

Are my test results back.

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