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Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Bat_Crab, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. THIS IS CREEPY!!!!

    Think of a letter between


    >>> > A and W.
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Repeat it
    >>> >
    >>> > out loud as
    >>> >
    >>> > you scroll down.
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Keep going ............................. . .
    >>> >
    >>> > Don't stop . . ..
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Think of an
    >>> >
    >>> > animal
    >>> >
    >>> > that begins
    >>> >
    >>> > with that letter.
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Repeat it
    >>> >
    >>> > out loud
    >>> >
    >>> > as you
    >>> >
    >>> > scroll down.
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Think of
    >>> >
    >>> > either a man's/woman's
    >>> >
    >>> > name
    >>> >
    >>> > that
    >>> >
    >>> > begins
    >>> >
    >>> > with the
    >>> >
    >>> > last letter
    >>> >
    >>> > in the
    >>> >
    >>> > animals name
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
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    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Almost
    >>> >
    >>> > there........
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
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    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Now
    >>> >
    >>> > count out
    >>> >
    >>> > the letters
    >>> >
    >>> > in that name
    >>> >
    >>> > on the fingers
    >>> >
    >>> > of the hand
    >>> >
    >>> > you are not
    >>> >
    >>> > using to
    >>> >
    >>> > scroll down.
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Take the
    >>> >
    >>> > hand you
    >>> >
    >>> > counted with
    >>> >
    >>> > and hold it out
    >>> >
    >>> > in front of you
    >>> >
    >>> > at face level
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Look at your
    >>> >
    >>> > palm
    >>> >
    >>> > very closely
    >>> >
    >>> > and
    >>> >
    >>> > notice
    >>> >
    >>> > the
    >>> >
    >>> > lines
    >>> >
    >>> > in
    >>> >
    >>> > your
    >>> >
    >>> > hand
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > Do the lines
    >>> >
    >>> > take the
    >>> >
    >>> > form of the
    >>> >
    >>> > first letter
    >>> >
    >>> > in the
    >>> >
    >>> > persons name?
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > . Of course they fuckin don't.......
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .
    >>> >
    >>> > .Now smack
    >>> >
    >>> > yourself in the head, get a life,
    >>> >
    >>> > and
    >>> >
    >>> > quit playing
    >>> >
    >>> > stupid
    >>> >
    >>> > e-mail games!
     
  2. First though of Q, spent ages trying to find an animal beginning with Q, settled for Quahog (a type of clam), then went for Gloria which has 6 letters, ran out of fingers, gave up.