Test me on this and you are fucking dead

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Nov 2, 2011.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Well, if not dead then certainly mumbling with attitude.

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/remembrance-auctions-forum/171861-falkland-island-defence-force-plaque.html

    I require this artefact for my Pacific Ocean Volcano With A Missile In The Middle project. So I should regard it a personal favour if you would all fuck off and not bid on it.

    Yes, I know. Such an artifact will be worth a fortune in the future and you have the education of your spoiled horrible brats to consider. Maybe weigh that against your sister floating in a canal?

    Now piss off and hunt some Walts. The thing is mine.

    Thank you for listening. My door is always open.
     
  2. Fixed that for you, you attention whore.

    Is your other account AMMM? ;)
     
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  3. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Sir

    I have no sister. Get yer wallet out.

    Kindest regards

    BiscuitsAB
     
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Oh dear. Oh deary deary me. Still, you are looking at me. And when all is said and done that is a right result for an attention whore. So, me one, you... er... remind me would you? I never forget a face.

    How many fingers am I holding up?
     
  5. I can't feel a thing.

    <<Sits back and bides her time on the bidding war>>
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Meh. Cheers pet lamb. This is not about me winning, nor indeed peanuts thrown at me from the 'special' section. Charity is begging so I do not do it. That thing will be worth £10k within 10 years. In 20... dunno. Take a guess. I'd want my Grandchildren to find it in the loft and go "Fuck me. The old bastard. I'll have my Ferrari in Yellow". This is a full-on money making opportunity.

    But what do I know. I am an attention whore. Can I link you to my Blog, FB page and Flikr site? The latter has pictures. Of me. It is fucking lovely.
     
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  7. Do you mean to tell us that isn't you on your avatar?
     
  8. As long as it is of you in your undypundies.

    I'm about to PM you - I may be selling Chez Slug and purchasing a licensed premises. Oh, and I also want a new car with no lid on.
     
  9. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

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  10. That is actually the type of thing I want, but it's left hand drive.

    Pippy le Pew and I would look lush in that.
     
  11. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

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  12. But the fucking stench you'd leave in your wake would be rats.

    And I've seen your beaver!
     
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  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    OH MY GOD I have waited so long. Heyup Blokeonabilke. You noticed me, yah? So, big boy. Do you like ice cream?
     
  14. You also ate my minty kitkat.
     
  15. I heard that everyone's eaten your kitkat, and it's not that "mini"..........oh, you're on about a chocolate confectionery.