Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by finnjim, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. ----A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her
    two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children
    you've got there. Are they twins?"

    The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
    bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the
    hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,
    you dickhead?"

    "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
    would shag you twice!
  2. I will be putting this joke into practice tomorrow - thank you so much.