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Tescos car park scam!

#1
A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start fondling each others breasts and then start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on Feb 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, Mar 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam !
 
#5
DesktopCommando said:
....er so which tesco's is mainly the one to avoid then.....
That would be the Bedord store.........................and Bigglewade..................and Milton Keynes....................and Northampton.............and......................;)
 
#7
Could this thread get good please?
 
#8
schadenfreude said:
Priceless. Or, is it "Every little helps"? Or "Who gives you extra"?
...or Who gives a fcuk???
 
#10
jim4244 said:
DesktopCommando said:
....er so which tesco's is mainly the one to avoid then.....
That would be the Bedord store.........................and Bigglewade..................and Milton Keynes....................and Northampton.............and......................;)
Right, err boss, I've got to go up to Chicksands to do a course for the next two weeks...
 
#11
Wouldn't the Bedford branch be closer?


Go back to to your Warhammer, geeks.
 
#13
PLEASE NOTE: Windowlene does tend to smear a bit on car windscreens.
 
#14
Nothing wrong with Warhammer... just asked that gunner! Same thing happened to CR, except he was raped by a couple of big black geezers! That was the only difference... :spiderman:
 
#15
Could someone take this thread to the vets and give it the injection it badly needs!
 
#16
Wench3000 said:
Could someone take this thread to the vets and give it the injection it badly needs!
Wench........I have already told you! This thread is NOT going to get any better in any way......
 
#17
Wasnt there a thread a little while back with exactly the same story? Could be wrong, but Lord Flasheart may have been the one to post it originally....

Just cant be arsed to look for the link....
 
#19
Thanks for you message of support desert_queen. I must post crap more often!
 

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