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Tescos car park scam!

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by jim4244, Mar 22, 2007.

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  1. jim4244

    jim4244 Old-Salt

    A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

    Here's how the scam works.

    Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

    You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start fondling each others breasts and then start having sex with each other.

    Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen on Feb 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, Mar 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

    Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam !
     
    jim4244, Mar 22, 2007
    #1
  2. Victorian_Major

    Victorian_Major LE

    That explains the eBay run on wallets...
     
    Victorian_Major, Mar 22, 2007
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  3. jim4244

    jim4244 Old-Salt

    Would that be the "SAS" variety?
     
    jim4244, Mar 22, 2007
    #3
  4. DesktopCommando

    DesktopCommando LE
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    ....er so which tesco's is mainly the one to avoid then.....
     
    DesktopCommando, Mar 22, 2007
    #4
  5. jim4244

    jim4244 Old-Salt

    That would be the Bedord store.........................and Bigglewade..................and Milton Keynes....................and Northampton.............and......................;)
     
    jim4244, Mar 26, 2007
    #5
  6. schadenfreude

    schadenfreude Clanker

    Priceless. Or, is it "Every little helps"? Or "Who gives you extra"?
     
    schadenfreude, Mar 26, 2007
    #6
  7. Wench3000

    Wench3000 War Hero

    Could this thread get good please?
     
    Wench3000, Mar 26, 2007
    #7
  8. AF1771

    AF1771 LE

    ...or Who gives a fcuk???
     
    AF1771, Mar 26, 2007
    #8
  9. jim4244

    jim4244 Old-Salt

    No.....no chance of that happening!
     
    jim4244, Mar 26, 2007
    #9
  10. the_matelot

    the_matelot LE

    Right, err boss, I've got to go up to Chicksands to do a course for the next two weeks...
     
    the_matelot, Mar 26, 2007
    #10
  11. chocolate_frog

    chocolate_frog

    Wouldn't the Bedford branch be closer?


    Go back to to your Warhammer, geeks.
     
    chocolate_frog, Mar 26, 2007
    #11
  12. FunkyNewBlood

    FunkyNewBlood War Hero

    Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!
     
    FunkyNewBlood, Apr 2, 2007
    #12
  13. DRIVER_B_III_RASC

    DRIVER_B_III_RASC LE

    PLEASE NOTE: Windowlene does tend to smear a bit on car windscreens.
     
    DRIVER_B_III_RASC, Apr 2, 2007
    #13
  14. g2_loony_bin

    g2_loony_bin LE

    Nothing wrong with Warhammer... just asked that gunner! Same thing happened to CR, except he was raped by a couple of big black geezers! That was the only difference... :spiderman:
     
    g2_loony_bin, Apr 2, 2007
    #14
  16. Wench3000

    Wench3000 War Hero

    Could someone take this thread to the vets and give it the injection it badly needs!
     
    Wench3000, Apr 3, 2007
    #15
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