Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Feb 13, 2013.
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Tesco are in the shit again, human DNA has been found in their welsh lamb!!
Sub Human surely.
In the arse area, I bet!.
We should have suspected something,.............. lasagne is an anagram of nag sale.
Every little helps
‘An anagram of “hamburgers” is “Shergar Bum”.’
‘Tesco, everything you want from a store and a little bit mare.’
‘I bought a burger at Tesco’s cafe, the waitress said “would you like anything on it?”, I replied “a fiver each way “.’
‘I selected some burgers on the Tesco website… I then clicked on “add to cart”.’
‘You think Tesco Horse Burgers are bad, you should try their Quarter Pandas.’
‘Meat is redrum.’
‘I hear that they are putting uniQuorn in the veggie burgers too.’
I’ve found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter. I feel like I’m flogging a dead horse.
Nicked from Metro readers' horse meat jokes.
You forgot their Spaghetti Boloneighs...
One of the headlines read "horse meat probe shall be relentless"
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Tesco is in the shit again. they have had their fish cakes tested positive for seahorse!!
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