Tesco move to the Dark Side

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#3
Clearly the store manager was not weak minded, or the Jedi mind trick "I can go about my business" & hand gesture would have worked.
 
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'If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.'
:lol: Nice one Tesco spokesperson.
 
#6
it may be stupid but its no more stupid than a burkha or a cross.
 
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'If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.'
Nice quote by the Tesco man. Unfortunately his light hearted treatment of this matter could well come back and bite him in the arrse. The jedi used the "humiliated" defence. Cue one human rights lawyer seeking some publicity = annoyance and maybe a cash payout. Even the need for Tesco to reconsider its dress codes for all shoppers(?)
 
#8
Hang on, this dweeb has 500K followers worldwide-if it was me I'd issue a Send ten quid now Fatwah then do one with the dosh-other than that this bloke is a prize prick and needs a good slap
 
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devexwarrior said:
Hang on, this dweeb has 500K followers worldwide-if it was me I'd issue a Send ten quid now Fatwah then do one with the dosh-other than that this bloke is a prize prick and needs a good slap
This "dweeb" probably doesn't pay council tax on his property (a church) and has other tax concessions due to his "religion" :D
 
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mistersoft said:
'If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.'
:lol: Nice one Tesco spokesperson.
theres a twofer on plastic lightsabers in the student twat aisle
just next to the moaning bitch jamrag aisle
and the fucking nan doesn't get facebook humor stinking of piss rack
 
#13
Half of the staff at my local tesco are so fcukin ugly they ought to wear hoods to prevent scaring little children. :wink:

Edited to add,that was a nice touch offering the church business card. :lol:
 
#15
Life, none this one has. Girlfriend, get a he should. If he had any style whatsoever he'd've at least told the Tesco bid 'If you strike me down i shall become more powerful then you can possibly imagine!'
 
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mistersoft said:
You'd think he'd be used to being emotionally humiliated by now. :roll:
And he's getting it for free, too! What's he whining about?
 
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The knob end is now talking of suing Tesco.

I'd say it was just sabre rattling.

Makes a change from sabre wielding I suppose.
 
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He obviously didn't use the Jedi Mind Trick...

"These are not the two for one offers you're looking for..

He can go on about his way..."
 
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In Bangor i, ------- Next thing, Huge compo claim for "Hurt Feelings" Bangor will never be the same again. know what i mean i. :)
 

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