Tesco condoms - every little helps!

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  1. No, i have a tiny one but the idea sems nice

  2. Yes but I live in a dream world

  1. It's old news. Sainsbury's have been doing them for a while. :D

    Most packets tell you the girth, if not the length.
  2. Hmmm I wish they have extra large in the Durex Avanti Ultimo range I know a guy who would benefit....I watch in sheer exasperation at the time he takes to put the thing on, usually take over and then he laughs at the time I take to put it on him, tight squeeze and not nearly long enough! :p
  3. Considering my ex missus is a HR manager for them now the staff probably all know better and would point out I'd got the wrong size.
  4. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I thought we were keeping that just between us :(
  5. I thought I'd share a little... :oops:
    It enhances the reputation... 8)
  6. Finally, one that fits.

  7. Apparently....

    'The new condoms - which are 10mm longer than the average 205mm version and 1mm wider - will go on sale in Tesco branches across the UK from Wednesday'

    1MM WIDER? Nice one. an extra one mm on an extra large condom. Makes me feel that my 'normal' size John Thomas aint that bad after all.

    Good little feller.
  8. Ohhhhhhh I think I'm in love....swoon, swoon
    Shame I'm afraid of heights. :wink:
  9. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I don't think height would be the dangerous dimension if you took a length like that.
  10. True....but I could have fun on the way up! :D
  11. and possibly on the way down too :D
  12. Then try Unique Condoms, if you want a free pack or 2 drop me a line & I can stick some in the post for you.
  13. Mine needs to fit over a tube of Vim.
  14. Would anyone buy them if they starting selling extra small ones instead?

    I think they're just doing the same as what happened with Mars bars, and reducing the size of the standard model, while introducing an XL model in the old normal size.

    If it isn't a marketing ploy, what's next? Fitting rooms at the chemists?