Tesco and the lazy bitch

#1
So I go into the Tesco on North road in Cardiff to get some doggy treats for my mutts and because there is a queue I go to the self service till. which will not work and tells me to ask for staff assistance, which I do, I then notice that the machine is jamed up with old recipts, so I start clearing them , THen this loony women, Louise, rolls up telling me she is the "team leader" and that I am banned from all Tesco stores for I know not what, and as I can't get onto Tesco complaints department until tomorrow I am a little pissed off, any advice? because I am very angry
 
#3
Advice? - Breath...
 
#4
Wait til tomorrow? Might help

Edited to add:- You might want to collect any alcohol you have together and have an all-nighter, it'll make the hours til morning fly faster. You'd think a 24-hour supermarket would have a 24 hour complaints board. :twisted:
 
#5
tropper66 said:
So I go into the Tesco on North road in Cardiff to get some doggy treats for my mutts and because there is a queue I go to the self service till. which will not work and tells me to ask for staff assistance, which I do, I then notice that the machine is jamed up with old recipts, so I start clearing them , THen this loony women, Louise, rolls up telling me she is the "team leader" and that I am banned from all Tesco stores for I know not what, and as I can't get onto Tesco complaints department until tomorrow I am a little pissed off, any advice? because I am very angry
Yes - take your custom and money somewhere more welcoming!
 
#6
Shame she didn't open up on you.

I imagine she read your posts on here, from holidays in fourteenorefe and having more sheds than any other cnut.
 
#7
tropper66 said:
So I go into the Tesco on North road in Cardiff to get some doggy treats for my mutts and because there is a queue I go to the self service till. which will not work and tells me to ask for staff assistance, which I do, I then notice that the machine is jamed up with old recipts, so I start clearing them , THen this loony women, Louise, rolls up telling me she is the "team leader" and that I am banned from all Tesco stores for I know not what, and as I can't get onto Tesco complaints department until tomorrow I am a little pissed off, any advice? because I am very angry
Yeah. Prepare for incoming. :roll:

Look, noone knows better than I what a bunch of useless, lazy, corrupt, power-mad CNUTS Tesco employees are: I'm one of them. A clone-trooper of the Evil Empire.

But posting about having a bad experiance at Tesco - even in the NAFFI - is going to earn you a flaming.
 
#8
Porridge_gun said:
Shame she didn't open up on you.

I imagine she read your posts on here, from holidays in fourteenorefe and having more sheds than any other cnut.
Can't believe you just used the 'S' word. It's banned, you know.
 
#9
3 x 24 hour ASDA's in Cardiff, much nicer.

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On a cold winters night in Cardiff, I became acquainted with piss poor customer service...

(sorry, couldn't resist it :) )
 
#10
tropper66 said:
So I go into the Tesco on North road in Cardiff to get some doggy treats for my mutts and because there is a queue I go to the self service till. which will not work and tells me to ask for staff assistance, which I do, I then notice that the machine is jamed up with old recipts, so I start clearing them , THen this loony women, Louise, rolls up telling me she is the "team leader" and that I am banned from all Tesco stores for I know not what, and as I can't get onto Tesco complaints department until tomorrow I am a little pissed off, any advice? because I am very angry
This is UNBELIEVABLE, Do you really expect us to believe this fucking dross you,ve posted, well, do you, you underage fuckwit, just go away, go far far away, your making my eyes bleed. :x :x :x :x :x :x
 
#11
Popcorn anybody? (It's this or the X factor!)
 
#12
flamingo said:
Popcorn anybody? (It's this or the X factor!)
I'll take this shite over the two Irish fcukwits anyday.
 
#14
Manley said:
tropper66 said:
So I go into the Tesco on North road in Cardiff to get some doggy treats for my mutts and because there is a queue I go to the self service till. which will not work and tells me to ask for staff assistance, which I do, I then notice that the machine is jamed up with old recipts, so I start clearing them , THen this loony women, Louise, rolls up telling me she is the "team leader" and that I am banned from all Tesco stores for I know not what, and as I can't get onto Tesco complaints department until tomorrow I am a little pissed off, any advice? because I am very angry
This is UNBELIEVABLE, Do you really expect us to believe this * dross you,ve posted, well, do you, you underage fuckwit, just go away, go far far away, your making my eyes bleed. :x :x :x :x :x :x
I like that but my number is 2410 and I joined in 1966 dick head
 
#15
That Louise. She goes round all the supermarkets in the country doing the same thing. Except Lidl, where her name is Luitgard. Go to Aldi in future.
 
#17
BrokenArrow said:
flamingo said:
Popcorn anybody? (It's this or the X factor!)
I'll take this shite over the two Irish fcukwits anyday.
As a fellow Irishman, I object to that - they'd be fuckwits wherever they came from, they just happen to be Irish :twisted:
 
#19
tropper66 said:
I like that but my number is 2410 and I joined in 1966 dick head
Your number could be 0001 for all I care. Doesn't stop you from being a billy bullshitting spack-handed waffling cunt, does it?
 
#20
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
tropper66 said:
I like that but my number is 2410 and I joined in 1966 dick head
Your number could be 0001 for all I care. Doesn't stop you from being a billy bullshitting spack-handed waffling cunt, does it?
Too much time in the Choppers Arms again
 

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