Tesco and Incest

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Proximo, Nov 19, 2005.

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  1. Can this be right? Are Tescos advocating what I think they're advocating?

    Shurely not...

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  2. Not related, but I still think it's fcuking funny.

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    Then again, I AM emotionally twelve years old.
     
  3. I remember when ASDA had a member of staff at the door with a big badge saying "Greeter" which means cry-baby in West of Scotland. They don't wear them anymore round here :lol:
     
  4. Cheers, lads. After nine hours serving the mongos - sorry, the public - I needed a good laugh.
     
  5. Last Christmas at the German Market on Princes Street, one of our Western bretheren was heard to declaim, on his first taste of Gluhwein, "Hot Buckie in mugs, man. What's that a' aboot."
     
  6. I've always wanted to see a sperm bank sign next to "Tesco - very Little Helps"
     
  7. Just pray we never get involved in the defence industry. You know what the MoD's like for buying cheap s"""e. How could they resist Tesco Value Tanks?
     
  8. If you like this sort of anarchic claptrap, you could do worse than popping along to B3TA, where you will find lots of silly stuff.

    And geeks. Like me and a few others I could mention.