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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    TERRY and his missus were in the pub having a quiet drink when they noticed a bit of a scene unfolding on the other side of the room. It looked like two girls were getting loudly harassed by a big group of guys.
    As Terry sat there drinking his beer watching it go on, his girlfriend screamed, “Aren’t you going to help them?”
    “What do you want me to do?” he asked.
    “Knock one out, at least!” she cried.
    Terry looked at her like she was mad, and said,
    “And just how is me having a wank going to help this situation?”
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